What Happens in Vegas Puns

A list of puns related to "What Happens in Vegas"

I wish my gray hair started in Las Vegas

Because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

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👤︎ u/thedeathwaiter
📅︎ Jul 27 2022
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Why people buy Chevy Vegas

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "I've been thinking about buying an old car and fixing it up. I found an old Chevy Vega on Craigslist that looks interesting. What do you think?" he asks the bartender. "Oh heck yes! You've got to buy it!" the bartender enthuses. "Those cars are the best. You can do anything you want in them and never have to worry about a thing!" "Really?" the guy asks. "What makes you say that?" "Because what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas," the bartender replies.

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👤︎ u/Firegoat1
📅︎ May 15 2022
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If the Vegas Golden Knights win the Stanley Cup, no one will ever know

Cause what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas

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👤︎ u/-Mulligan-
📅︎ Jun 08 2018
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My dad just said this...

Word for word " If Ebola is in Vegas does it stay in Vegas? Hahaha... Because you know... What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Haha."

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👤︎ u/Undeadrobe5
📅︎ Oct 18 2014
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I wish Covid-19 had started in Las Vegas.

Because what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

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👤︎ u/thedeathwaiter
📅︎ Apr 24 2022
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I wish Covid-19 had started in Las Vegas.

Because what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

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👤︎ u/ArtosThunder
📅︎ May 03 2021
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I wish Covid started in Las Vegas...

Because, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Aug 04 2021
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What's the difference between Las Vegas and Wuhan?

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

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👤︎ u/atg_gta
📅︎ Aug 18 2020
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What's the difference between Wuhan and Las Vegas ?

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Mar 26 2020
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I had a dog who couldn't poop. So I named him

Vegas. Because what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

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👤︎ u/BHappy317
📅︎ Feb 26 2018
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