He went broke.

I posted it about a week back.

I replied, "I'm sorry, I didn't realize it was such a smore subject".

It pasta-way

"I was in the car"

They got the can

They sent him to the old yolks home!

Crypto Wojak 1: "Guys I got hacked. Lost $100 gazillion. My funds were on Metamask."

Crypto Wojak 2: "Oh fuck Metamask ffs!!!"

10 hours later:

Crypo Wojak 1: "Oh guys I totally forgot to say this but I clicked a Discord link and they asked me to validate my wallet for free NFTs so I put in my seed phrase and after that my funds were drained. But lemme just write a post saying I got HACKED and METAMASK SUXXXX!!!!"

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For fuck's sake, most of the people that lost their crypto money got SCAMMED, not HACKED. Did someone suddenly invent a quantum computer capable of breaking SHA-256 cryptography? Because that's literally what it takes to 'hack' your crypto wallet without your seed phrase.

The whole point of crypto is that NOBODY, no MACHINE, no CIA, no NSA, no Illuminati, no Bogdanoff can HACK your crypto wallet, that's the whole fucking point of crypto ffs. So you can fucking imagine why ppl start to panic when some rando Wojaks that got scammed like a noob but cries out loud how he got 'hacked'. Then everyone starts to think 'what if this happened to me????' and 'does this mean Ledger and Metamask are not safu??'

If only people could be clear and write out step by step what actually happened and stop spreading these bullshit fear stories.

It's toast.

They got Canada goose bumps

Linking this post from a few months back as it feels very relevant now -

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/nwz2g3/short_sellers_and_jim_cramer_have_blood_on_their/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

If you don't know the story have a read - Dendreon had a promising prostate cancer drug called Provenge in development and their prospects of FDA approval were looking good. Unfortunately MSM got ahead of the game and Jim Cramer, former hedgefund manager of CNBC's "Mad Money" fame announced on TV that they hadn't received FDA approval and the project was dead in the water (womp womp sound effect, plane crashing noises. How entertaining. You might remember Jim Cramer for the video that was released where he openly admits that hedgefunds use the media to push a narrative that benefits their positions. That Jim Cramer, the one who openly admitted to market manipulation)

Dendreon was heavily shorted. The negative sentiment from failure to secure FDA approval meant their share price plummeted and it was the beginning of the end of what could have been a medical breakthrough.

The thing is.. Dendreon hadn't actually applied for FDA approval yet. Provenge was only at stage 3 clinical trial and wasn't ready, it was promising but that was all so far. Cramer outright lied on national TV and this drove a narrative that the company struggled to overcome and eventually Provenge was done for. The worst bit is their demise was attributed to "taking too long to secure FDA approval" - the timescale only came from the fact that MSM lied about the FDA rejection before they even applied but the clock had been started and then they were seen as "taking too long". It's disgusting what they did to Dendreon, they're just one of many medical research companies that have been fucked by the financial elites.

So GameStop... What just happened?

WSJ broke "news" about an NFT marketplace. No named sources, no announcements from GameStop, the information they had wasn't even new - we've known for months that something is coming we just don't know what form it will take yet.

The price popped as a result (allegedly) of the WSJ article. You know it wasn't the reason, I know it wasn't. The general public doesn't though. All of a sudden people are talking about GME and NFT's right in the middle of memes about screenshotting NFT's, a lack of understanding and a lot of FUD about the crypto space.

Then what follows? The FUD from MSM - "dead in the water", "desperate attempt

I blew it

If you're not Amish or literally living under a rock, then you probably know what Minecraft is. It is by far the most popular video game of all time, with 238 million copies sold and 140 million active users as of last year, despite having originally released more than 12 years ago. It is incredibly popular, and while many people have been involved in its development, the man usually considered its creator is Markus Persson, also known as Notch. And yet somehow, he isn't nearly as famous or celebrated as his creation. Why? Well, part of it is his own lack of interest in being famous, but a big part of it is down to Twitter drama and Gamergate. So what happened? Well, let's start at the beginning.

Notch: O R I G I N S

Before he started going by Notch, Persson was interested in video games, having worked on them since childhood. He created Wurm Online in 2003; the sandbox RPG received polarizing reviews for its complexity and the time required to understand it (for reference, this is what your inventory looks like and this is the battle screen). It wasn't a huge hit, but it was decently successful, and Notch continued working on it until 2007.

After Wurm Online, Notch created a game called RubyDung, which was never publicly released and is now entirely lost outside of a few screenshots. However, based on the code from RubyDung, Notch began working on another game, Minecraft, using many of RubyDung's backgrounds as items in the new game. He worked on Minecraft along with various other programmers after its initial release in 2009, and in late 2011, he formed the company Mojang to organize the development of Minecraft and stepped down as lead designer.

Throughout this period, Notch was involved in, and famous among, the Minecraft community. Beyond his role as the creator of Minecraft, he was also referenced in urban legends such as Herobrine. According to a series of extremely popular anonymous posts and videos (which caused enough drama to be their own post, actually) Notch's dead brother, Herobrine, haunted the world of Minecraft, and could be found by creating a world with "empty" as the seed. (Twelve-year-old me was extremely disappointed when this turned out not to be true.)

A few months ago it seemed like everyone influential in crypto was predicting $100k BTC by the end of the year. However, it doesn't look like that's going to happen with the state of the market at the moment. It would take something absolutely miraculous to essentially double BTC's market cap by the end of the year. This confirms three things to me:

1.) It seems like many crypto investors, especially the influential onces are still way too optimistic and everything they say should be taken with a grain of salt.

2.) The "so called" experts that keep being asked for predictions have no idea what they're talking about, just pulling random predictions out of their behind.

3.) Technical analysis in crypto can only tell you so much. Essentially, everybody (including the "experts") knows shit about fuck, and you're much better doing your own research than investing based on what these bozos say.

TLDR: DYOR

It became an eldeer

It wooden go

*MASSIVE TRIGGER WARNING - talk of Anthym being in severe condition, talk of very invasive treatment. As a mother, this was extremely hard to sit through and type out. Please be cautious that that is very, very traumatic.*

*I'm sorry for any spelling mistakes. I just sat through 45 minutes of this and typed it out very fast as I went. Karissa goes back and forth between days, but I made it as chronological as I could. My thoughts are periodically in italics*

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- She begins by saying that she's going to share her testimony because everyone is asking about it. duh, you posted a picture of your kid in a c collar and then went MIA

-She spent 19 days in the hospital

-The day before the basketball game, she had a slight fever. Karissa was going to take her birthday pictures but decided against it because she could tell she wasn't feeling well.

-Friday night (the day before the game), Karissa was bathing Anthym and noticed her neck slouched over and thought that was weird.

- Saturday morning, she woke up fine in her crib. Laughing, smiling, being baby, you get it.

-They went to the basketball game and Anthym lost all control of her muscles. She couldn't hold her head up, couldn't use her legs, her face drooped. Karissa said she, "thought it was weird."

- AND THEN THEY WENT TO LUNCH AND NOT THE HOSPITAL

-Anthym wouldn't make eye contact with Karissas mom. Kept looking up. Said it was really scary and then said, "so we went to eat lunch." I fucking cant with this woman.

-Karissa said she couldn't eat. probably because your fucking kid was very obviously having a serious medical issue

-She decided to take Anthym to urgent care who then sent her to the children's hospital.

-She then goes on a mini rant about how urgent care tried to blame her sickness on them not vaccinating and said they thought she had tuberculosis

-They did a spinal tap and Karissa said it was the worst experience of her entire life.

-Karissa prayed over Anthym during the spinal tap and while nurses were holding her child down.

-Karissa said that one of the men holding her down had Anthyms face smooshed into his belly, suffocating her. She tried to get him to back off by saying she wasn't breathing, but they wouldn't listen.

-They finally moved Anthym's head and she had passed out. They immediately gave her

• Background

Steven Clark was born in Colchester, Essex, in 1969, to parents Charles and Doris. One day when Steven was two years old, Doris left the house to go shopping. Unbeknownst to her, Steven had somehow gotten out of the house and had started to follow her. She soon heard a commotion and found that Steven had wandered into the road and had been hit by a lorry. He spent a month in a coma and was left with a pronounced limp and permanent damage to his left arm.

He was said to be a happy person, though the limitations of his disability sometimes got him down. He worked hard and excelled in his courses, even earning an "Apprentice of the Year" award. He attended the Rathbone Society in Redcar, which is an organization that helps disabled people find employment. Steven very much wanted to find work, but sadly he found that employers were hesitant to hire him, due to his disability.

• The day of Steven's disappearance

On December 28th, 1992, Charles Clark had a ticket to go watch the Middlesbrough football match. Steven had wanted to attend the game with him, but Charles told him that he could only go if he paid for his ticket himself. Steven decided not to go. According to his parents, it was a running joke in their family that Steven didn't like to spend his own money on anything.

According to Doris, with Charles away at the football match, Steven decided that he wanted to go for a long walk. So they took a walk along the beach and ended up in Saltburn, around 45 minutes away from their home. At this point, Steven said he needed to use the bathroom and so they stopped at a public restroom. Steven went into the men's restroom and Doris waited outside for a minute before deciding to go into the women's restroom. When she came out, there was no sign of Steven, so she assumed that he was still in the restroom. She spotted two men and a little girl there. The two men took turns waiting outside the men's restroom with the little girl while one of them went inside. Doris didn't think to ask either man if they had seen her son in there. And she didn't want to go in there to check on him herself, because in her own words, "He would have been horrified. He was 23, not a child." After waiting a while longer (I couldn't find out how long exactly), she assumed that Steven had simply left without her and headed home, so she followed suit. But when she finally got home, Steven was not there. When Charles arrived home, she told him that Steven was missin

He was arrested for rustling.

I posted it about a week back!