I was reading the history of the French Revolution, and just found out what happened to Louis XVI βs head.
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︎ May 14 2021
I was putting a fork in an electric outlet. What happened next, shocked me!
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︎ Apr 16 2021
Ever hear what happened to the dead guy who was put on display?
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︎ Jan 29 2021
What happened when the monster's football game was all tied up?
They went into ogre time.
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︎ Feb 17 2021
What happened to the guy whose left side was cut off?
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︎ Nov 09 2020
What happened after Atoms divorce was finalized?
All he was left with was a mushroom.
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︎ Oct 20 2020
What happened to the magician who was driving down the street?
He turned into a driveway.
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︎ Aug 24 2020
What happened to the bank manager who was all by himself?
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︎ May 18 2020
What happened when 50 was hungry?
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︎ Jul 14 2020
What happened to Bullwinkle when he was caught speeding?
He was charged with a moosedemeanor
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︎ Jun 05 2020
What happened to the food that was kept open for 10 years?
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︎ Dec 29 2019
What happened when a cannibal was very late getting to a dinner party?
They gave him the cold shoulder
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︎ Mar 12 2020
what happened to the plant that was in the math classroom?
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︎ Jul 07 2019
There was no internet in the Roman empire. Nobody knows what exactly happened during then.
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︎ Mar 17 2020
I was reading through London history and thought it was interesting to learn what happened to King Charles the Firstβs head.
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︎ Aug 15 2019
We all know 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but do you know what happened after?
2, 4 and 6 ate 10 to get even.
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︎ Feb 06 2019
After the lecture was over, I asked my physics professor, βWhat happened before The Big Bang?β
He said, βSorry. No time.β
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︎ Oct 26 2019
I was running late getting the kids ready this morning. We finally got downstairs and I yell for my daughter. "Oh no sweetie! Look at what happened! Who peed on the counter!?"
https://imgur.com/a/vYT7ZBx
She's 3. "Dad...that's...a pea. Not...pee."
"That's what I said. Pea!'
ΰ² ΰ²Ώ_ΰ²
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︎ Jun 24 2019
Do you know what happened to Lance the entrepeneur once he was let out of prison?
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︎ Jun 25 2019
What happened to the coffee bean when he was bad?
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︎ Apr 08 2019
What happened to the purse when it was found at a crime scene?
It became an accessory to the crime.
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︎ Aug 11 2018
To my underlings at work: You know why it was really shitty what happened to Elvis?
A suppressed groan, and minor eye roll later:
You know, because he died on the crapper?
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︎ Dec 09 2018
Hear what happened when the guy heard the store was out of Preparation H?
He went on a 'rhoid rage.
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︎ Oct 19 2018
My dad loved telling the same jokes over and over, one of his favourites was: What happened to the Indian who drank too much tea? He drowned in his tee pee
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︎ Feb 11 2018
What happened to the man who was chased by a car?
He Got Tyred.
PART 2:
Q) What happened to the man who chased a car?
A) He got exhausted
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︎ Jul 03 2018
What happened after the Energizer bunny was arrested?
He was charged with battery.
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︎ Feb 22 2017
I handed my daughter money for her allowance as she was sitting on the couch. I said, "Do you know what just happened?" ...
"I just cashed you inside, how bow dah?"
<She was not impressed with my meme knowledge.>
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︎ Feb 15 2017
What happened to the cow when it was picked up by a tornado?
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︎ Apr 06 2015
I was reading the history of the French Revolution, and just found out what happened to Louis XVI βs head.
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︎ Apr 09 2019
What happened when 50 was hungry?
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︎ May 18 2020
I was reading the history of the French Revolution, and just found out what happened to Louis XVI 's head.
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