"Seriously, they just pick it up as they go along!"
Poison IV would just make you kinda itchy
"Who was that?" asked my wife.
"Just some drunk asking for a push." I grumbled.
"Did you help him?" she asked.
"No, I did NOT! It's 3am and it's pouring rain!"
"Well, you've a short memory." she said. "Don't you remember three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? You should be ashamed of yourself! Now get out there and help him!"
She had a point, and angrily, I got dressed and went out into the darkness, calling out, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes."
"Do you still need a push?"
"Yes please."
"Where are you?"
"Over here...on the swing."
Because they were all married but you
They were going to make one named Vember, but it was decided “No Vember,” it was then wildly misinterpreted
"Cuz we bulls wobble but we don't fall down."
Me: "Thanks. I really need this yob"
Victim: Under where? Dad: Gross!
That would be a punzi scheme.
The reception was excellent!
"I loview!"
Me: Really? What's a matadere?
Dad: Aw, nothing love, it's okay.
Rogue Won.
Unsuspecting child being asked the question: "Under where??"*
"UNDERWEAR!!? EWW!"
*I was told this joke in elementary school by one of the teacher aides ...she randomly approached me as we were coming in from the playground and I was so confused by the question, I answered "What?" " I wasn't eating!" "What do you mean?" and "Under what?!" until she finally gave up and said "no you're supposed to answer "under WHERE" !!
"Seriously, they just pick it up as they go along!"
"Seriously, they just pick it up as they go along!"
