There was a spider in my web development class today.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sloppyblowjobs69
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What kind of web developers DO like bugs?

Spiders!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notsafeforh0me
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Why do most web developers wear glasses?

Because they can't C:

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What is a web developer's favourite tea?

URL Grey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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Web developer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrbaseball54
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It takes time to develop a web browser

Chrome wasn't built in a day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChargingTiger
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Where does a web developer like to drink?

At the scrollbar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
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If you need a website made, call a web developer

He's domain man

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Web Developer {X-Post from ProgrammerHumor}
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grateful4Life
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My wife came screaming at me to take the spider out.

It was great! We went out for a couple of beers. He wants to be a senior web developer someday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BusyPooping
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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What do you call a web developer who likes to find bugs?

A spider

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smilie_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2017
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Web developers must have a knack for spiders.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HighwayCrawler
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Some time in the future, after Michael Bluth became a web developer, he started experiencing severe narcolepsy

Apparently he was suffering from arrested development.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnOrnateToilet
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2017
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Peter Parker lost his photographer job at the Daily Bugle

Now he works in web development.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/riversquid
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We will never run out of puns now!

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/communist_scumbag
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Cool Guy
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Wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it

We had some drinks, cool guy, he wants to be a web developer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RussiaIsMyCity
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I’ve heard that spiders are great with computers.

Most of the ones I’ve seen have been great with web development.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hrint
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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Why do so many spiders work in IT?

They're great web-developers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BuurmanSnoek
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Did you hear about the spider pursuing a career in IT?

He’s a natural web developer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Souplorde
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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What did the Spider major in college?

Web Development

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InjuredTanned
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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My wife saw a spider in our house and told me to take it out.

He seems pretty cool. Had some good conversation. He said he wants to be a web developer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Agonist85
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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What is every spider’s dream job?

Web developer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danwright32
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2018
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Which superhero would be the best fit to do your website?

Spider-Man, he's a great web developer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kopextacy
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What's a web developer's favourite tea?

URL Grey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sammy_Colon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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What is a web developer's favourite tea?

URL Grey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ENJOYblet
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What's a web developer's favorite type of tea?

URL Grey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jad1223
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Spiders are the only web developers who like to find bugs
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A giant list of puns from r/copypasta

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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Spiders

Are the only web developers in the world who like finding bugs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boreddudemo
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Wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it...

Had a few drinks, he is a cool guy, wants to be a Web developer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tgm810
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My wife demanded that I take the spider that was in the kitchen, out…

Nice guy! We got a couple of beers. He wants to be a web developer someday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BusyPooping
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514 Dad Jokes

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Josvys
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My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it…

We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2017
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My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it

We had some drinks, cool guy, says he wants to be a web-developer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mku4e
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My wife told me to take the spider out

We had a good night, he was nice, wants to be a web developer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlfTul
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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Why did Spiderman quit his day job?

He was tired of being a web developer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotSamsquanch
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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I was surprised to find a spider at my office

I didn’t know we had any web developers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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My girlfriend told to me to take the spider out instead of killing it.

We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. He wants to be a web developer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cjbbeagle
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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Did you know?

Spiders are the only web developers that enjoy finding bugs!

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My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.

We went out for a few drinks. He’s a pretty cool guy. Wants to be a web developer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clbull
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My wife told me to take the spider out rather than kill it

We got some drinks, cool guy, he wants to be a web developer.

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My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it

We went and had some drinks. cool guy. wants to be a web developer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aria7188
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The Spider

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.

We went and had some drinks. Really cool guy. He is learning to become a web developer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZsazsY
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My wife asked me to take the spider out instead of killing it...

We had a couple drinks and it turns out he's pretty cool.

Wants to get into web development.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
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Why do they call me "spider" at work?

Because I'm a web developer.

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