I’ve been moving them around all day but they still say they are “Out of Order”
He was straight to the point.
Nothing, just relax and waste the time.
We got to the hospital.
Nurse: are you having pain?
Wife: yes, a lot.
Nurse: contracting?
Me: oh my god, it's contagious?!
But I find it to be a pretty handy skill
I'm glad to have the no-vid kind teen.
I said “no mom! Where there’s a wheel, there’s a way!”
I think I might be jumping to a conclusion.
I told him that, no, a waist of time is a watch on your belt.
He had bigger fish to fry
It was at this point that the Slap-A-Twat Automatic 3000 came into its own!
Me: I want to be well e-quipped.
Well after 1984 I didn’t have much energy for The Idiot anyways.
But the truth is, bee comedians make a pheromone of money.
So I skipped out on it.
The Pillsbury Doughboy, remembered best as "Pop N Serve", and/or "Pop N Fresh", died yesterday of a severe yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy will be buried in this lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities will turn out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.
The grave site is expected to be piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima will deliver the eulogy and lovingly describe Doughboy as "a man who never knew how much he was kneaded".
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.. He was considered a very smart cookie, but wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop tart.
The funeral will be held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
Math, physics, comp sci. The only easy class was "The American Century." Open book midterm and final, so he wasn't going to do any of the reading all semester.
“It’s a huge waste of time, Dad,” he laughed when I objected. “I’m not learning a damn thing in the class.”
“Well, then you’re just going to have to take that class over again,” I snapped at him.
“What are you talking about?” he yelped.
“You know why, Gabe,” I said. “Those who don’t learn from history are condemned to repeat it.”
They really tick me off.
...if we put our minds to it
What happens when distance gets a boner? It gets a direction. Sorry for wasting your time.
Waste of time turns out hes got two left feet.
Its very time consuming.
A trophy
but got fired for wasting time. They said I had more PRESSING matters.
Talk about boring!
It was a waist of money
I know this might not be the place to post a question but I was wondering if any of you punny peeps can help me out? I got some free stamps and I want to mail a few potatoes out to my relatives. I know this is pretty stupid and a waste of time but I'm laughing at myself just thinking what their reactions and responses will be when they check their mailbox and see a potato. I want to write a potato pun somewhere on the potato. So of you're willing to help me do this; please leave me your potato puns for me to read and decide which ones I'll be using. Thank you for reading.
It’s a waste of time.
It's a waste of time.
It was a waste of time...
It would be a waste of time.
...because it would be a waste of time
It's very time consuming
