Before NDTV journalist Vishnu Som rushes to cast aspersions on the shelf live extension to Covaxin, he should read his own channelโ€™s report: Details opindia.com/2022/01/ndtv-โ€ฆ
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The accident report of the fatal Air India Express Flight from Dubai to Kozhikode in Aug last year is a summary of how NOT to operate a flight safely - from massive pilot error, maintenance concerns, Air Traffic Control failures to airline management issues. The key bits:Vishnu som mobile.twitter.com/Vishnuโ€ฆ
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[Vishnu Som on Twitter] 1. On Sunday, Maharashtra crossed 4000 Covid cases after 39 days. Mumbai reports 600 cases after a month. Covid hasn't disappeared. Every day of delaying the private availability of vaccines makes us vulnerable. Unlike other countries, there is no dearth of supply here. twitter.com/VishnuNDTV/stโ€ฆ
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NDTV journo Vishnu Som nudges US Defense Secretary to affirm that India is not a democracy hindupost.in/media/ndtv-jโ€ฆ
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[Vishnu Som on Twitter] Looks like an Indian Army anti-tank guided missile hit on a Pak bunker. twitter.com/VishnuNDTV/stโ€ฆ
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[Vishnu Som on Twitter] A great new look at India's still-being-fitted aircraft carrier Vikrant ahead of harbour and sea-trials. The seaplane, seen here in Kochi, is a Twin Otter 300 destined for Ahmedabad where she will fly for SpiceJet between the Sabarmati River Front and the Statue of Unity twitter.com/VishnuNDTV/stโ€ฆ
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Vishnu Som on Twitter: Senior Army officials say Indian Army casualty count will not rise beyond 20. 76 officers and men in hospital. Some will rejoin in less than a week. The others in about 15 days. twitter.com/VishnuNDTV/stโ€ฆ
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[Vishnu Som] The Chinese have two camps in Spanggur. A 3 km ridgeline on the hill alongside Reqin which the Chinese say we occupy leads straight to a position that dominates Spanggur. Map location of Reqin and pics of Chinese positions in Spanggur here. This would place us 4km inside. twitter.com/VishnuNDTV/stโ€ฆ
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Vishnu Som on Twitter: A few exclusive images of the twin engine Tejas Omni Role Fighter and the Twin Engine Deck Based Fighter .. Remember, this is a preliminary render, will be improved upon going forward. twitter.com/VishnuNDTV/stโ€ฆ
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Vishnu Som on Twitter: Its high time the LCA Mk 1A is rolled out on a war footing. This needs political and financial heft. The rate of production of the Pak JF-17, a competent fighter, is superb - time to move beyond our Rafale fixation - thats just 36 jets. We needs hundreds of LCAs. twitter.com/VishnuNDTV/stโ€ฆ
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Ravish Kumar bunny hops from one narrative to another in a desperate attempt to defend colleague Vishnu Som seen with โ€œLadenโ€ doll on his desk opindia.com/2020/03/ravisโ€ฆ
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27 seconds into this BBC interview,an eyewitness near the JEM camp in Balakot says he heard jets overhead (taiyyare aye). Then he heard bomb explosions. IAF fighters never went that far. Were these Pak jets dropping bombs in the area after the IAF strike to prove the IAF missed?- Vishnu Som NDTV twitter.com/VishnuNDTV/stโ€ฆ
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[Vishnu Som - Journalist] Fresh developments further to my report below. Senior sources tell me bomb damage assessment of the strike on Balakot is now complete and the report with the govt. What Happened At Balakot? Unreleased Satellite Pics May Prove India Case: twitter.com/VishnuNDTV/stโ€ฆ
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Vishnu Som on Twitter: A few exclusive images of the twin engine Tejas Omni Role Fighter and the Twin Engine Deck Based Fighter .. Remember, this is a preliminary render, will be improved upon going forward. twitter.com/VishnuNDTV/stโ€ฆ
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Vishnu Som on Twitter: So India invested Rs.1500 crores for the preliminary design and development of the Russian Su-57 stealth aircraft which may now be sold to China ! (We withdrew from the project) twitter.com/VishnuNDTV/stโ€ฆ
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As a major initiative towards โ€˜Make in Indiaโ€™, the Government has issued the Expression of Interest(s) for shortlisting of potential Indian Strategic Partners (SPs) for โ€œConstruction of six Conventional Submarinesโ€ for P-75(I) Project of the Navy, Rs 45,000 Crore project. -Vishnu Som on Twitter twitter.com/VishnuNDTV/stโ€ฆ
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As a major initiative towards โ€˜Make in Indiaโ€™, the Government has issued the Expression of Interest(s) for shortlisting of potential Indian Strategic Partners (SPs) for โ€œConstruction of six Conventional Submarinesโ€ for P-75(I) Project of the Navy, Rs 45,000 Crore project. -Vishnu Som on Twitter twitter.com/VishnuNDTV/stโ€ฆ
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[Thread] Vishnu Som on Twitter: Some fresh detail on how the Rafale payments work: The French government has set up a treasury account in their national bank. This is controlled by the government of France. twitter.com/VishnuNDTV/stโ€ฆ
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Vishnu Som on Twitter: Isolating Wuhan returnees in India is now a full fledged Indian Army/armed forces operation. The isolation centre at Manesar is a huge quarantine facility & those infected will be isolated in Delhi Cantonment in another facility. Full details here ... twitter.com/VishnuNDTV/stโ€ฆ
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Vishnu Som - "1/12-In the continued absence of conclusive answers from the govt and the often nonsensical tirade from those opposition, I decided to dig a little further into the Rafale controversy. Here are some details on the E 1.7 billion amount referred to as India Specific Upgrades." twitter.com/VishnuNDTV/stโ€ฆ
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Vishnu Som is saying that Mig 21 shot down F-16(Block 50)
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Via Vishnu Som on Twitter: NDRF rescuers using drones to monitor the disaster zone imgur.com/a/YdMs9
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Arnab Goswami's brand of journalism is infotainment, says NDTV's Vishnu Som indiantelevision.com/specโ€ฆ
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Sanjaya baru on Twitter : Most ill-informed and pointless TV discussion I have ever been in - with Vishnu Som on NDTV on PM's China visit! Never again! twitter.com/barugaru/statโ€ฆ
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Lalit Modi causes full on war between Presstitutes: Prabhu Chawla vs NDTV's Vishnu Som ndtv.com/video/player/theโ€ฆ
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walk into a blood donation clinic.

The nurse asked the rabbit, โ€œwhat is your blood type?โ€

โ€œI am probably a type Oโ€ said the rabbit.

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What's the opposite of lady fingers?

Mentos

(I will see myself out)

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Iโ€™ve got this disease where I canโ€™t stop making airport puns.

The doctor says it terminal.

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Just because it's a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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I heard that by law you have to turn on your headlights when itโ€™s raining in Sweden.

How the hell am I suppose to know when itโ€™s raining in Sweden?

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Puns make me numb

Mathematical puns makes me number

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So my mom is getting her foot cut off today.. (really)

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

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Petition to ban rants from this sub

Ants donโ€™t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

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French fries werenโ€™t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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Why does Spider-Man's calendar only have 11 months?

He lost May

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When I was a single man, I had loads of free time.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

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You've been hit by
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Girlfriend got me good. Never been more proud of her.

Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.

Gender is fluid.

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I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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As a doctor, I have never made a joke about unvaccinated babies before.

But let me give it a shot.

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐Ÿ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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A coworker named Celcius recently retired from my company, so they hired a guy called Kelvin to replace him.

Heโ€™s the new temp.

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