These zoo meetings are really taking off.
It's ribbet-ing
He never actually did any of his homework
They're just sound guys.
I know I will never hear the end of it!!
A bit of FLAC
I told him it's between 8am and 1pm.
The bartender goes: "Don't start anything here"
It’s a pod-cast
She said it was CURRENT-ly available.
I laughed my ass off. She didn’t get it. I explained. Got a dirty look.
.... worth it.
I said probably trying to start some shit.
He said: No, we haven't even got any leads.
Where do we draw the line?
So I had to ground him
To tie his ox
Joke by my 9 year old brother
Her friend: I-1
My kid: No, you didn't.
(This just happened)
The bartender says, "You can stay but don't try to start anything."
All byte, no bark
Now it just says, "It's around here somewhere. Keep driving for a little while. "
Him: "Reasons that doing research underwater can be difficult include..."
Me (from my office): "the paper will get too wet!"
Him: "UGH!" stops and restarts recording
You can only get them on dish.
It was in tenths.
The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between 7am and 2pm."
It was a virtual corny-copia of wit!
2 girls are chatting, one isn't particularly bright and seems very deep in thought, the other asks what she's thinking about, the not so bright one says she has an issue, "I have had a horse for years and my parents have just bought me a new one which is virtually identical to the first and I'm struggling to work out which one is which." The friend suggested she try cutting the mane short on one horse making it easy to identify. The friend is over the moon and rushes away to try the suggestion. A few weeks pass and the friends meet up, The friend and how she got on with the mane cutting trick. "It was fine for the first couple of weeks but the mane grew back so I'm back to square one." The friend thinks for a while and suggests cutting the hair on the tail short making identification simple. Again the girl rushes off to try the suggestion. A few weeks later they meet again with much the same story, this time the friend suggests measuring the horses height to see if one is taller than the other. A few weeks later they meet up, the not so clever one is ecstatic and proceeds to tell her friend how it went. "It was amazing and I hadn't noticed but the black horse was 2 hands taller than the white one".
Brain: “I’d like a pint for my friend and I”
Bartender: “Sorry, sir I can’t serve you”
Brain: “Why not?!”
Bartender: “Well, you look like you’re out of your head, and your friend looks like he wants to start something!”
Son: VR
It’s my codpast.
The Port side.
He didn't want to pay an early termination fee.
I was like 0mg.
Apparently they are being held for battery charges.
Dysalexia
Oh, sorry. I was using the wrong sub.
Word of mouth
The bartender said "I'll serve you, BUT DON'T START ANYTHING!"
The bartender says “i’ll serve you, but don’t start anything!”
The bartender said, you can come in, just don't start anything
I lost one of my wife’s audio books. I know I will never hear the end of it.
Bartender says “Don’t start anything!”
I told him it’s between 8am and 1pm
These Zoo Meetings are really taking off!
The bartender says "I'll serve you, but you better not start anything!"
