My great uncles Vern's finest moment

I think my parents have told this story about 100 times now and it never gets old.

My dad's uncle Vern was out at dinner with my family and when the food came out the Waitress held a pepper grinder over Vern's food and asked if he would like some fresh ground pepper. He said sure, then reached over to the middle of the table, grabbed the pepper, and proceeded to use that pepper on his food as the waitress watched in total confusion still holding out the pepper grinder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dinglehump
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2013
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If the female lead of Good Will Hunting hired a little person to chauffeur her in an iconic British car

He’d be Minnie Driver’s mini Mini Driver.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2018
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Postpartum counselor said my wife and I are being "the most earnest parents we can possibly be."

I nodded and said, "You know what I mean, Vern?"

My wife didn't get it, but the counselor and I couldn't stop laughing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CreauxTeeRhobat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2017
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Sitting at Costco tire center...

Guy asks if any of us are Verne. Guy next to me says, "Depends- what kind of car is it? Depends on if it's an upgrade."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CampBenCh
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2013
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