Various Positions (film) Puns

Friday ... remembering my first time

We had sex education at school,

and were shown various films on the subject.

One I especially remember was the 'how to put on a condom'.

So when the time came,

and I was in the position to try out what I learned at school,

I took the condom and followed the instructions from the video.

All was going well, when she said

'So, now what do we do with the banana ??'