A list of puns related to "Vampire Blood"
The vampire says, βWhere's the rabbit?β
βI didnβt.β
Because they are neck romantic.
He'd get frostbite
"You see that steeple on that church over there? Yeah, I hit it."
What do vampires call someone with O-negative blood? Answer: A universal dinner.
The first vampire says to the bartender, βIβll have a pint of blood.β The second one says βIβll have a pint of blood also.β The third vampire says to the bartender, βIβll have a pint of plasma.β
The bartender says, βSo, that will be two bloods and a blood lite?β
What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
Why did Draculaβs mother give him cough medicine?
Because he was having a coffin fit.
Why did the vampireβs lunch give him heartburn?
It was a stake sandwich.
Dracula decided he needed a dog, which breed did he choose?
A bloodhound.
What is a vampireβs favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving.
What did the vampire say to the Invisible Man?
βLong time, no see!β
Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because heβs a pain in the neck!
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My kids and i had some fun with these on a car trip this past weekend...
What do zombie plumbers crave? Draaaaains!!!
What do zombie pilots crave? Planes... Plaaaanes!
What do zombie conductors crave? Traaaains!
What do zombie opthalmologists crave? Fraaames!
What do zombie construction workers crave? Craaanes!
What do zombie nurses crave? Paaains!
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What do vampires crave? Blood.
What is a Vampire favorite fruit?
What kind of dogs do Vampires like best?
How does a ghost cry?
What does a skeleton always say before he eats?
What kind of key should you always take to a haunted house?
Why do Vampires need mouthwash?
What kinds of street do Zombies like?
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
What did the black cat call the mouse on roller skates?
What does a vampire never at a restaurant?
What is it like to be kissed by a vampire?
Why did the witch stand in front of the podium?
What does a ghosts have for dessert?
What is a skeletons favorite instrument?
What kind of dog does a mad scientist have?
Be honest, how many did you get? What is your dad score?
EDIT: can't get spoiler tags to work...
So, my GF was watching True Blood. I had donated platelets today, which I do every month. The following exchange ensued:
Me: "I wonder do vampires like platelets?"
GF: "They probably consider it one of their main food groups. Like we would view amino acids."
Me: "You're a meano!" (she has to endure lot of shite like this."
GF: "Well you're acidic!"
Me: "What are you basing this on?"
GF: groan
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