Which branch of military is the most patriotic in the United States?

The Air Force, because they're US AF.

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My 4 year old just told her first dad joke, and I've never been more proud.

My pregnant wife is wearing a white shirt that has a pumpkin painted over her belly, for Halloween. We are having another little girl, and have set on the name Ellie.

My daughter comes home, and is greeted by my wife.

4yo: "I like your shirt mama!

Wife: "Aww thank you! Do you like my pumpkin belly?

4yo: "...I like your pumpkin Ellie!"

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👤︎ u/Shade0217
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If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN

You get them VERY ANGRY

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Do you know why the French eat just one egg for breakfast?

Because in France, one egg is Un ouef.

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👤︎ u/Tamizander
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How does paper beat a rock?

even the united states military had a hard time winning against a rock.

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Which branch of the United States military is the most patriotic?

The Air Force; they're US AF

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