My dermatologist who lives in the small community across the river, has for a long time been happily sharing driving and riding the underwater channel to work with other downtown professionals.

Recently, however due to other driver irresponsibility, he has suffered a car pool tunnel syndrome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bardbelle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2021
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Working in an underwater restaurant isn't fun.

You're always under a lot of pressure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ERRORZ990
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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Why is a father who works underwater for the Navy never good enough?

He is always sub pa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaenHoffiCoffi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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So I'm watching Aquaman with my kids...

...and he gets into the first big fight with Orm where he gets pretty beat up. My kids look worried, so I say, "This is an emergency. He should call 9-1-1." My 7 year-old son immediately says, "No. Phones don't work underwater."

Me: "That's right. He needs to find a talktopus."

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