, but I'm not one to question it, and I can't deny it was great Serenghetti.
I'm looking forward to seeing Arrgghh-2-D2.
I said, “Please don’t go, honey. You’re the Obi-Wan for me.”
Darth Waiter.
With Luke on your side.
Always look on the light side of the life force.
...and Luke Skywalker is short for a storm trooper
Did you know the temperature of a Bacta tank is lukewarm?
...you have a lisp.
People don't general lee find them funny
My daughter Chewbacca, not so much.
It was a cold war. Also a short war, with little casualties.
It lasted six months. The truce came after the elves realized they'd wasted the whole day fighting.
"May divorce be with you!!" I replied.
His sister Chewbacca is less thrilled.
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
A day-glo baa.
6 couldn't believe it. 7 had finally gone off the deep end. 7 had long offended 6. A repeat 6 offender if you will. But this was unforgivable. 9 was his best friend. How could he do this to his best friend? How could it be that 7 ate 9?
6, filled with fury, called his friends 2 and 4. They would get even. 10 was the best friend of 7 you see. 2, 4 and 6 ate 10 to get even. They then began plotting further revenge, but 7 acted first. He gathered 1, 3 and 5 together to take down 6.
Realizing that the odds were against them, 2, 4 and 6 retreated. Their only option was to turn to 12 who had twice the resources 6 had. 7 couldn't follow.
12 quickly called 3 to find out what the root of 7's attack on 9. 3 wasn't sure. He had only supported 7 because of a long standing friendship. But 3 promised to get to the root cause.
Meanwhile, 7's scheming was not yet done. 12 was powerful, but there was one who could reverse his decision to harbor 6. If he could just convince 21, nicknamed blackjack, to reverse 12's decision, it would all be over.
Three times 7 went to 21's compound. On the third try he was able to get through. After explaining that 6 had masterminded the elimination of 10, a grand meeting of the numbers was called.
Both 6 and 7 argued over the whole thing. 13 had the unlucky task of adjudicating the meeting. Each time 13 made an argument, 6 and 7 would add to it by shouting over each other.
Finally, 21 had had enough. "7, why did you eat 9"
7 responded "I just wanted to get 3 square meals." 21 had 7 eliminated for initiating the battle and 6 jailed for masterminding 10's death. And the war was over.
Seriously, he won Wookie of the year.
Harrison Fjord.
It was a bit Chewie
It's kinda hard.
Divorce is strong with this one.
He was the worst mechanic the luftwaffe ever had
They couldn't pull it together.
Every time the ball was delivered the Umpire struck back.
... And came home to us a seasoned Veteran.
Edit : To use a war pun.. " Wow, this really blew up " ...Thanks to all for contributing to this bit of fun. I feel like Granddad now with all the medals.
Chewtobacca
So they can see the battlefield
Now they can Scandinavian!
Me: Well, it’s ......a long story.
I had Sky Walker soup. Wookie steak and Death Star ice cream.
The starter and the dessert were lovely, but the main course was a bit chewy.
Guerrilla TicTacs.
“No I’m a goose. My husband is a gander”
Because after the revolutionary war, the freed United States told Britain defiantly, "We're getting rid of you".
“Yemen”
Because only a Sith deals in ab salutes.
A Storm Trooper!
My daughter Chewbacca not so much
