I overheard my USB drive plotting to do evil things to me ever since I unplugged it improperly from a computer.

It has become very corrupt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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The creator of the USB drive died yesterday.

He was lowered into the coffin, flipped over, and then lowered again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2018
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When the person who invented the USB drive dies...

They’ll lower the coffin into the grave, realize they put it in the wrong way and have to do it again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DCCXXVIII
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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My dad's take on USB flash drives

Dad: "What does USB stand for?" Me: "Universal Serial Bus." Dad then throws the USB stick he was holding up in the air and catches it as it falls. Dad: "Does that mean that I just caught the Bus?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/halbrd
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2014
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Know the difference, kids
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2018
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A β€œthumb” drive
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πŸ‘€︎ u/crafty5999
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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Who would win a racing competition among all the computer devices?

USB Flash Drive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/archit14
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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Help Needed- USB Puns

All USB related Puns needed! Any pun will do, the more groan-worthy the better!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_johnarch
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2014
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How do programmers get to work?

They just USB drive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XtremeHacker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2017
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My mom dad joked me.

Mom: holding USB stick hey Beard- do you know if anything saved to this USB drive?

Me: I'm not sure, take a look inside.

Mom: puts USB up to her eye and "looks" inside. I don't know I can't really see anything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beard-
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2015
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My Dad made a good one today

My dad was in my car today and saw my USB storage drive in my stereo. The drive has a little blue light that blinks rapidly whenever there's data transferring, so it's constantly blinking if I'm playing music from it. My dad asked what it was, and I explained. He said, "I guess that's why it's called a flash drive!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nicklikesmilk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2014
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