A list of puns related to "UCSF Library"
Hopefully not going to blow up my new favorite spot with this but wanted to share. The Parnassus Ave location is a great spot for anyone looking to work without the roar of espresso machines.
Of course if you are not a UCSF student please be extra respectful of the space.
Do your worst!
Any recommendations for places to study/work from a laptop that has outlets for us to use?
My laptop doesn't last more than an hour or so :(
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
Yeah, I see my thumb. But I had a catheter in me, so I will not be blamed for this.
Hi! My name is Megan. This picture is of me several years ago in the hospital a day after a heart surgeon had pulled a tumor the size of a stick of butter out of my chest. It had been wrapping itself around my airway at the time β I went in thinking I had walking pneumonia and came out with a cancer diagnosis. It sucked, but I lived. But it also took 7 months of aggressive chemo to make sure. I lost my hair, I felt like crap some days, but again, I lived so it all worked out. I was 37 at the time.
Today, I work at Grainger library. And Iβm here to do two things. Put a human face on someone at risk, and make a request. Iβm asking that you wear masks. Yes, even if youβre vaccinated.
I know, it sucks. It also sucks for me β believe me, I have the perspective of someone who had to carry around a liter of chemo liquid as it continuously pumped fluid so noxious into my veins that they had to use a chest port to get it there lest it dissolve my flesh. So yeah, masks do suck β Iβm with ya. But even though Iβm vaccinated, the idea of being one of the breakthrough cases and dying on a ventilator sucks even more. I didnβt survive cancer to die of a souped-up flu.
Weβve been here all year β the staff at Grainger. We were here even before the vaccine was released. And if youβre thinking, βsure, youβre paid to be there,β yeah, but check the salaries for library civil service sometime. While I know Iβm lucky to make what I make (I know there are folks way worse off than me) Iβm also not sipping mimosas poolside after work. I make enough to have both a Playstation AND an Xbox. I didnβt have to choose. π But Iβm not doing this work because I make the big bucks. Iβm doing it because Iβve always loved working in libraries. Iβve been doing it since I was an undergrad. I knew I wasnβt going to be a researcher curing cancer, or an engineer figuring out how to make earthquake proof buildings β but I was good at finding stuff for people, and maybe I could help someone find the information they needed to cure cancer or make earthquake proof buildings.
And that philosophy is why the head of the Grainger Engineering library wanted us to try really hard to make sure we remained open, even during the worst of it. We wanted you to have as much of that college experi
... keep reading on reddit β‘After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Bob
Just to clarify, 12345678
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! π Thank you for the awards.
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
βBOOMβ?!
"That's what they're fighting about."
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