Kungsträdgården är den lägst belägna tunnelbanestationen med 29,3 meter under havet.
Fruängen är det högst belägna stationen på nätet med 46,8 meter över havet och även den enda stationen som kan nås från markplan utan rulltrappa eller hiss.
På norrgående platform är det en kvinnoröst som gör utropen medan på södergående är det en mansröst.
Gröna linjen är den längsta linjen på 41,256 km (med längsta linjen linje 19 på 28,6 km) och slår alltså röda linjen med 18 meter.
Sträckan mellan Gamla Stan och Slussen är den kortaste på hela nätet, med 400 meter.
Kista och Hallonbergen är det längsta avståndet mellan två stationer med cirka 3,5 km och cirka 4 minuters färdtur.
Västra skogen är den station som ligger djupast från markplan, med 40 meter, och har även Sveriges längsta rulltrappa.
Norsborg är den stationen som ligger längst ifrån och tar längst tid att åka till från T-Centralen, med 22,3 km och 37 minuter.
T-Centralen är den station mest flest passagerare med cirka 183 900 passagerare dagligen och Enskede gård är den med minst antal passagerare, med cirka 1 500 dagligen.
Gubbängen är den enda stationen med en uppgång som saknar spärrar.
Johannelund och Enskede gård är de enda stationerna som fortfarande har de gamla spärrarna.
Den tunna röda linjen är den linjen som ansluter till flest övriga SL-banor. (alla förutom Nockebybanan, räknat med pendeltåg)
Den senast invigda stationen på nätet är Skarpnäck, invigd 1994 och blev då den 100:e stationen på nätet.
I Hallonbergen är det något knasigt med dess plattformar. Bredvid södergående plattform ligger en annan plattform där det inte går norrgående tåg, utan de går istället från en annan plattform som syns bakom väggen.
Vid Masmo kan man se hisschakt för en planerad hiss upp till Masmoberget och däruppe kan man också se en planerad uppgång för tunnelbanan.
Efter Fruängen finns spårservitut till Herrängen ifall en förlängning skulle bli till.
Det var tidigare planer på att Mörby centrum-linjen skulle fortsätta längre ut, mot Täby Centrum, men så blev det inte då Täby kommun istället vill fokusera på att förbättra Roslagsbanan.
Blåa linjen är den linje med längst genomsnittsavstånd mellan sina stationer.
På blåa linjen konstigt nog kör tågen först i Stockholms stad, sedan in i Solna stad, sen i Sundbyberg och sedan tillbaka i Stockholms stad.
Om man går ut från Ropsten och tar utgång mot Hjorthagen finns där ett rullband som faktiskt är längre än det vid T-Centralen.
Rådmansgatan är den en
... keep reading on reddit ➡Hi! A couple of months ago I bought the new IPad Air, recently I’ve been noticing that the battery drains quicker than before. I’m currently not using my iPad as much as I used to, only to watch YouTube or movies which is why I find it weird that it’s draining so fast. Has anyone else experienced this problem and what did you do to fix it?
I’ve already tried all the different tips that I could find on google and I went to the tech store were I bought it, they told me they could send it in for a battery check of some sort, but if there isn’t anything wrong with the battery I would have to pay for their trouble, which is why I don’t want to do that yet.
Sorry if this is confusing or if this is not the right thread to publish in, I rarely post on Reddit and I’m also from Sweden which is why the description might be a bit off.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”
“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
They were cooked in Greece.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
Amy
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
Calcium, nickel, neon
