Two Dots Puns

A list of puns related to "Two Dots"

After I got a second one from Amazon, my brother asked, "What are you going to do with two Dots?" I said..

"Connect them."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wizard7926
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2017
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Two ants seemed to be having a race on a package.

A 3rd ant joined, and beat them both, and started gloating about it.

The two ants said, "that wasn't a race. We were just following instructions."

The 3rd ant asked, "what instructions?"

The two ants said, "see right here, it says 'tear across dotted line.'"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aiaor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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