If I have 26 sheep and one dies, how many are left?

. . . Get it? 20 sick sheep.

Told to me by my 10 year old daughter. She's going to make a great dad one day.l

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rarebit13
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2018
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I don't want to say 2021...

...because it sounds like Twenty Twenty Won.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dhisum_dhisum
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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there's literally three sets of twins in my math class.

guess this year is gonna be their year- its twinny twinny after all.

*twinny twinny sounds like twenty twenty (2020)*

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