A list of puns related to "Tuesday Afternoon"
This happened verbatim on Tuesday afternoon.
Discussing emergency surgery on my one month old son with the anesthesiologist. I said:
"I hope you have an alternate method for putting him to sleep. He isn't too good at counting back from 100 yet."
While the doctor got a good chuckle out of that my wife dropped her head into her hands and said "dadjokes. It's too soon for that crap."
It is never too soon for dadjokes!
Mom walks in
Mom: I have to go to Tuesday Morning to get a new shower curtain.
Dad: But it's Wednesday afternoon? Do you have a time machine?!
Mom: haha you're funny.
Dad: I'm not funny, I'm dad!
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