I've offered my elderly neighbour $20 to try out her stair lift.

I think she's going to take me up on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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The produce person at my grocery store said I should try this vegetable, β€œIt’s out of this world ... radical!” he exclaimed.

In truth, it was just rad-ish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WCBrann
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
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I took my new gun to the range to try it out, but somehow it won’t work.

Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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My wife went to get a pedicure with her mother. She sent me a text saying that they have an exfoliating, foot scrub that has CBD/Hemp oil in it and she was going to try it out...I replied β€œbaby, do you realize that you left the house with slippers on...

But you are coming back with high heels”. Her mom sent me a text asking me what I said that made my wife throw her phone in to her lap and groan aloud. Mission accomplished haha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirTurkTurkelton
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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My friend told me if I want to get out of doing the dishes, try dropping some of them. I tried it, it didn't work.

But then during babysitting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealTheAsh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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I went out onto the ocean to try and spot some whales

But the ink kept washing away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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I was gonna try out archery

But theres too many drawbacks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Demarcus-Xavier
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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My Dad - β€œWhy was the cheese afraid of try-outs?”

β€œHe was worried he wouldn’t be gouda nough”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/triforchestra
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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If you ever get locked out of your house, try talking to it.

Because communication is the key

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArchaicAlien
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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If you run out of toilet paper, try Netflix.

You can download TP on paper view.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Henri_Dupont
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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I was going to try out winter bathing...

Unfortunately, I got cold feet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kickooze
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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I was asking my wife for some work out tips, she suggested I try lunges

I thought, that's a big step.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WaxyTax
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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I spent all night try to figure out where the sun was...

Then it dawned on me.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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As I grab my phone my wife tries to playfully take it away and I tell her stop I need to charge the fuck out of it..

She says "Why? How much does it owe you"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AxiosBellator
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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I let my buddy try these special glasses that let you visualize the words that come out of someone's mouth.

"Whoa", he replied, "I see what you're saying".

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There was some controversy in the sports world this week, when they allowed some athletes to try out for the Olympic gymnastics team more than once

I thought it was just revaulting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2017
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I love the way old and out-of-touch people try to sound cool when they use slang they don't understand.

I call it their "artifical hip".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoftCriticTy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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I was going to try out a new spice recipe for my burgers

But I just didn't have the thyme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CosmicNoire
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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"I'm gonna try out my new narrow bed," said my daughter

I said, "Sleep tight."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2018
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Try to figure out this pun. I dairy you! i.reddituploads.com/de848…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiggidytom
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2016
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Man decides to try out a new toilet brush found on sale.

A couple days later he went back to paper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SketchyBrush
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2018
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This is what happens when I try to out dadjoke my dad.... imgur.com/34r7DMj
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cjeby3
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2013
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My wife told me to step out of my comfort zone and try yoga

I told her that'd be a stretch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2018
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My wife told me I was a fool to try and build a car out of spaghetti.

You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tnethacker
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2015
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Wanna try out that new Scottish place?

It's McDonald's.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IndustryGiant
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2013
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If you get locked out of your house, try talking to it

Because conversation is key

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whomikehidden
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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