I've offered my elderly neighbour $20 to try out her stair lift.
I think she's going to take me up on it.
The produce person at my grocery store said I should try this vegetable, “It’s out of this world ... radical!” he exclaimed.
In truth, it was just rad-ish.
I took my new gun to the range to try it out, but somehow it won’t work.
Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.
My wife went to get a pedicure with her mother. She sent me a text saying that they have an exfoliating, foot scrub that has CBD/Hemp oil in it and she was going to try it out...I replied “baby, do you realize that you left the house with slippers on...
But you are coming back with high heels”. Her mom sent me a text asking me what I said that made my wife throw her phone in to her lap and groan aloud. Mission accomplished haha
My friend told me if I want to get out of doing the dishes, try dropping some of them. I tried it, it didn't work.
But then during babysitting.
I went out onto the ocean to try and spot some whales
But the ink kept washing away.
I was gonna try out archery
But theres too many drawbacks
My Dad - “Why was the cheese afraid of try-outs?”
“He was worried he wouldn’t be gouda nough”
If you ever get locked out of your house, try talking to it.
Because communication is the key
If you run out of toilet paper, try Netflix.
You can download TP on paper view.
I was going to try out winter bathing...
Unfortunately, I got cold feet
I was asking my wife for some work out tips, she suggested I try lunges
I thought, that's a big step.
I spent all night try to figure out where the sun was...
As I grab my phone my wife tries to playfully take it away and I tell her stop I need to charge the fuck out of it..
She says "Why? How much does it owe you"
I let my buddy try these special glasses that let you visualize the words that come out of someone's mouth.
"Whoa", he replied, "I see what you're saying".
There was some controversy in the sports world this week, when they allowed some athletes to try out for the Olympic gymnastics team more than once
I thought it was just revaulting
I love the way old and out-of-touch people try to sound cool when they use slang they don't understand.
I call it their "artifical hip".
I was going to try out a new spice recipe for my burgers
But I just didn't have the thyme.
"I'm gonna try out my new narrow bed," said my daughter
Man decides to try out a new toilet brush found on sale.
A couple days later he went back to paper.
My wife told me to step out of my comfort zone and try yoga
I told her that'd be a stretch
My wife told me I was a fool to try and build a car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta.
Wanna try out that new Scottish place?
If you get locked out of your house, try talking to it
Because conversation is key
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