A list of puns related to "Troubled Sleep"
Unless he has his pajamazon
He can't pick a spot.
An insomniactor.
It's so easy. I can do it with my eyes closed.
because of a certain case, which made it so that all the zoo animals had to stay in his bedroom. One of them keeps on waking him up, but he’s not sure which one. He goes to see an expert on similar situations like this. They go over which one is the most likely. The expert says:
“It’s not the fox, since those are quiet. It’s also most likely not the monkeys, because these types sleep well.”
They have a conversation like this, but the zookeeper keeps on wanting to talk about his elephant, which he loved and thought would never want to wake him up. The expert notices and plays along for a while, avoiding the subject until all other animals are no longer a suspect. The expert finally gets tired and asks the zookeeper:
“Are we going to talk about the elephant in the room?”
Because I do it with a blindfold on
Ending a sentence with a proposition.
Because he couldn’t lie.
Which is why I sleep earlier.
You'll soon drop off.
Told me the only dog I need is a sleep lab
My friend had trouble sleeping because a clock kept ticking loudly near him all night, so when he told us that I responded "I bet that really Ticked You off."
I was promptly told to leave the premises and not come back.
Me: "Whenever I dream I have trouble seeing in them".
Dad: "Well you should be sleeping with your glasses on then".
Me: queue sighs
...but I can do it with my eyes closed.
...but I can do it with my eyes closed...
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