A list of puns related to "Travelling salesman"
I told him that's the last thing I need.
He hiked several miles to a farmhouse, and asked the farmer if there was a place he could stay overnight.
“Sure,” said the farmer, “my wife died several years ago, and my two daughters are twenty-one and twenty-three, but they’re off to college, and I’m all by myself, so I have lots of room to put you up.”
Hearing this, the salesman turned around and started walking back toward the highway.
The farmer called after him,“Didn’t you hear what I said? I have lots of room.”
“I heard you,” said the salesman, “but I think I’m in the wrong joke.”
I'll give him credit he does have a lot of good jokes but he loves re-telling this stupid one.
A telemarketer calls a house and a little boy answers
The telemarketer asks if he can speak to the boys parents
The boy replies "they're busy"
The telemarketer asks if there are any other adults around
The little boy replies "Yes my neighbour is here too"
"Well can I talk to them?"
The little boy replies "No he's busy"
The telemarketer is getting frustrated
"Is there someone else around?"
The little boy replies "Yes a police-man"
"Can I speak to him please?"
Again the little boy replies "no he's busy"
The telemarketer gives up and asks
"Why is everyone busy? What are they doing?"
The boy replies "Looking for me"
I told him that's the last thing I need
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