Transfer of learning Puns

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Sundae school.

Yep. I found a for-Leif clover!

....you can safely wear it on your head... because it's capsized.

But slowly, I got over it.

I learnt that I don’t feel like making a rose garden any time soon.

...It was Kief or Southernland.

So who's the father?

Daddycation.

Because they spend years at C

This is Japan, this is ja-spatula, this is ja-whisk, this is ja-wok, this is ja-mixer, this is ja-fork, this is ja-spoon, and these are ja-chopsticks.

Doesn’t make much sense to me, considering it fell.

....who have taken my advice.

I made some progress initially, but lately it just feels like I'm going backwards

Bit by bit

So I'm no expert at it, just a pundit.

“thank you for your cervix.”

I can’t believe I have nothing to chauffer it.

But I've never had the balls to do it.

But two rights make a plane

Brocco Lee

But I find it to be a pretty handy skill

I never thought trying to avoid cooties would be the most useful thing at this stage of my life.

I think that rule is graet.

Who buys gummy worms hoping they’d taste as close to real worms as possible?

He's currently assembling his cabinet.

It's because they're still alive.

"Sorry about her. Her specialty is also roofing."

Blank stares. My talents are so wasted without kids.

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now

which I think is poor for four.

All this time i thought he was a theoretical physicist.

He becomes Saxquatch

I went to the Navel Academy

Because Lisa Kudrow.

Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen.

Philately will get you nowhere

The man asks "is this good for wasps?"

The cashier says "no sir, it kills them"

A hummingbird.

So who's the father?

Daddycation.

Bit by bit

I had always thought he was only a theoretical physicist

I always thought he was a theoretical physicist.

Because it’s capsized.

In sundae school.