Whiskey Business
Die Firma
Those are pi rats.
That's what I named my pet Amphibian.
Don’t worry there are plenty of other people with it, It’s Not Unusual
Because Submission impossible
Trombones!
I'll show myself out.
He was a repairman, now he repairs men
It’s called Bisquey Ritzness
Tom took a look.
He’s too short to reach the top gun
Great Craftsman Ship
You Dont Know How It Peels
Mission ImPASTAble
He said, it’s not unusual.
Now all I have are Kenny Loggins.
A pirate of the Hi-Cs!
I realized I was dressed inappropirately
He don’t come around here no more
I'm driving to Fargo with my dad and brother when this happens.
Dad: Tom Cruise just got engaged again.
Me: Really? To who?
Dad: I don't know...the dashboard says "Cruise engaged."
A Scholarship.
guess it was a pretty good relation-ship
please don't execute me
It's an exclusive member ship.
One is rude and nosy, the other is nude and rosy.
Close, but no Seger.
It’s a superbole.
I’m worried about my cousin. He’s 28 with a good job. Has a lot in common with me (nerdy habits: board games, gaming conventions, anime etc). Unfortunately I have recently learned that he is one of those poor souls obsessed with Belle Delphine. Apparently it started out innocently enough. My cousin is into cosplay. He’s into girls. Ooh, there’s cosplay girls on the internet? What began as a YouTube channel subscription and a few dozen likes on Instagram has progressed into something much more serious. This man is spending money. My cousin’s social media accounts have recently featured pictures of him with his Belle Delphine merch. T-shirts, body pillows, there’s even some kind of bed spread/comforter with her googly-eyed tongue-outy face on it. Did you know that Belle Delphine briefly partnered with Tom’s shoes for a limited edition series of footwear? I knew that, because my cousin won’t shut up about how he bought them all. He’s got at least three jars of dirty bath water and a gaming keyboard with her face on it. It’s really sad. I think the isolation of the pandemic really exacerbated his behavior. He says that he and Belle are destined to be together. For my part, I’m telling him that this isn’t healthy behavior, and I’m encouraging him to seek counseling. I’m convinced he has a mental health issue like Obsessive Love Disorder or Erotomania. Afterall, he does have all of the Simp Toms.
Friend: Do you mean Reese Witherspoon?
Me: No, with her knife!
She still won’t tell me if she meant Richard or Tom.
I said, “Don’t worry. We are all in the same boat.”
Because it’s very hard for them to lurk from home.
That’s why he don’t come around here no more.
They call it “Cruise Control”.
Tom Hiddleston was on the radio earlier saying he couldn't reveal anything about his new TV series.
He has to keep details Low-key...
Die Firma
Would it be a Whiskey Business?
Trombones.
