Together (Together song) Puns

You can say that I am medley in love with it.

Is called a boo-et.

Growing up, my dad would always dad joke me when a Who song came on the radio. Today was the day I got him back.

Me: "Who is 50 years old."

Him: "Who?"

Me: "Yes!"

Him: "Yes?"

Me: "No, The Who. Yes has been together for only 46 years."

Me: "This next song was written for two people, but since my partner couldn't make it I'll just have to duet alone."

Crowd: collective groan

The entire crowd rolled their eyes together, but at least I played well!

GF's text autocorrected to: "I'm so glad we're dining this together, I would be a mess without you."

Me: "Are those lyrics from the hit song 'Love letter to a napkin'?".

I could feel her eye roll and groan from 5 hours away.

I used to play in a community jazz band in my hometown. The instructor was my (at the time) girlfriend's dad, I knew him pretty well. We had just gotten set up on stage to perform in a high school auditorium, and he walks out to give an introduction:

"Thank you all for coming out today, we've got some good classic american jazz for you on the way, but first we're going to start with the ancient Chinese traditional song,

tu - ning."

struggled to keep my shit together in front of about 150 people. legitimately cracked me up.

In their song "Come Together", one of the lyrics is, "got to be good-looking 'cause he's so hard to see."

Now, this song was released in October of 1969, and written by John Lennon, who was not a dad yet. However, who was a dad of 6 years at the time. It was also credited as Lennon-McCartney. McCartney was a dad a few months before it came out.

Any other Beatles dad jokes?