A list of puns related to "Todd Parr"
We love this book! We just discovered it and is amazing for little kids living in families a little bit different than the conventional ones and for kids living in conventional ones so they can understand than there are a lot of different kind of families. A very inclusive and loving reading.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Please find the list below
Harrison's Principles of Internal Medicine (Vol.1 & Vol.2), 20th Edition: Dennis L. Kasper & Anthony S. Fauci & Stephen L. Hauser & Dan L. Longo
An Introduction to Language, 11th Edition: Victoria Fromkin & Robert Rodman & Nina Hyams
Milady Standard Esthetics: Fundamentals, 11th Edition: Milady
Public Administration: Partnerships in Public Service, 5th Edition: William C. Johnson
McCarthy's Introduction to Health Care Delivery: A Primer for Pharmacists, 6th Edition: Kimberly S. Plake & Kenneth W. Schafermeyer & Robert L. McCarthy
Torres' Patient Care in Imaging Technology, 9th Edition: Andrea Dutton & TerriAnn Ryan
The Human Past: World History & the Development of Human Societies, 4th Edition: Chris Scarre
Introduction to Polymers, 3rd Edition: Robert J. Young & Peter A. Lovell
Crowley's An Introduction to Human Disease: Pathology and Pathophysiology Correlations, 10th Edition: Emily Reisner & Howard Reisner
ManageFirst: Hospitality and Restaurant Management, 2nd Edition: National Restaurant Association
Leadership in Nursing Practice: Changing the Landscape of Health Care, 3rd Edition: Daniel Weberg & Kara Mangold & Tim Porter-O'Grady & Kathy Malloch
Automotive Engineering Fundamentals, 0th Edition: Richard Stone & Jeffrey K. Ball
Business Statistics, 3rd Edition: Norean D. Sharpe & Richard D. De Veaux & Paul F. Velleman
Essentials of Systems Analysis and Design, Global 6th Edition: Joseph S. Valacich & Joey F. George & Jeff Hoffer
The Ventilator Book, 2nd Edition: William Owens MD
Introduction to Security, 9th Edition: Robert Fischer Ph.D. & Edward Halibozek & David Walters
Art of Mesopotamia, 1st Edition: Zainab Bahrani
Analysis for Financial Management, 12th Edition: Robert C. Higgins
Heat and Mass Transfer: Fundamentals and Applic
Theyβre on standbi
Buenosdillas
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Why
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
Bob
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