5 Hilarious Tobi! Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

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👤︎ u/RubyReads_

📅︎ May 27 2021

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Toby Turner aka Tobuscus is the one who turned everything.

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👤︎ u/Solilupus

📅︎ Feb 02 2020

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True story: many years ago I adopted a new dog. Took him to his first visit to the vet.

The lady at the vet: “what’s his name?”

Me: “The shelter told me his name is Toby”

Her: “Well, what does he think his name is?”

Me: “........ Kunte Kinte”

She didn’t get it. Once in a lifetime joke wasted.

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👤︎ u/02K30C1

📅︎ Apr 14 2021

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I came across this equation on my chemistry test - C2H6O...

Looks like I have an alcohol problem.

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👤︎ u/shercroft

📅︎ Dec 28 2020

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Who is Shia LaBeouf’s mortal enemy?

Sunni LaBeouf

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👤︎ u/WaddleD

📅︎ Apr 24 2020

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