A list of puns related to "To the Pain"
i now stand corrected
"...a TOE TRUCK!!??"
But it turns out to be more of a pain the the fingers.
Someone had already ripped the appendix out.
Arthrites.
It must have been the delivery...
...yeah, it was quite the ordeal to get the oar deal.
This place is back wards.
Imma bayou a drink
"You need to exercise more. Have you tried dancing? Maybe you should join a club", the doctor says.
The man, unsure if more movement would really solve the problem, replies: "I don't know Doc, I think I want a second opinion on that."
"In that case, I'd suggest you to see a dentist", comes the answer.
"But Doc, why would I go to the dentist with my hip problem?"
To this, the doctor says: "It hurts because you don't floss."
I said, "Kikkoman when he's done, huh?"
She said she didn't remember.
I asked her if it was around tooth hurty!
She got mad and hit me in the arm and stopped talking to me for a while.
Totally worth it.
"Me ow"
Urine trouble
And the doctor replies:
I said "Oh, its morphine time."
After explaining the pain the doctor decides to cut open his head and check it out for himself. The doctor gasps and calls over his assistant and tells him to look for himself. The assistant looks left and sees nothing right. Then he looks right and sees nothing left.
"...a TOE TRUCK!!??"
Somebody had ripped the appendix out.
I guess it was the delivery!
It must have been the delivery…
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