So I named my phone Titanic
Now whenever I use Bluetooth it says that Titanic is syncing.
What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
I nominate all of your passengers for the ice bucket challenge.
Joke provided by my 13 y/o daughter
What do the endings of The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp...
I asked a friend if they had seen Titanic
They said, "No, it sank."
(True story)
I renamed my phone's SIM card to Titanic and only after telling everyone did the updating issues resolve.
I guess loose lips synch chips
What do you call a dead musician?
I bought a Bluetooth speaker called “The Titanic”.
Unfortunately it was “unsync-able”.
On an r/pics post about Russia’s 9/11 memorial
Why do I always get a sinking feeling when I watch the Titanic?
Just floating the question out there.... Can anyone give me a tip?
Some famous musician I don’t even like keeps asking me to blow air on him whenever he gets hot, and I don’t like it.
My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink…
No one listened, but he kept warning them until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the cinema.
Who’s the most popular jazz musician in Europe?
The trumpet player Kilometer Davis
What's the Titanic's least favorite food?
Why do bankers make really good musicians?
What does a musician and a college dropout have in common?
Sometimes A major isn't great
Some musicians are like plants...
Because Bill withers when there´s no sunshine.
I recall going to see the movie titanic
I had a bad sinking feeling about the end
Why do musicians hate stealth missions?
Being quiet really isn't their forte.
What do you get when you cross the Titanic and the Atlantic ocean?
Halfway there.
*Too soon?
Downloaded film Titanic for the family to watch this evening. Annoyingly Video and Sound has come across in separate files.
Why did the musician go to jail?
What do you call a place where brass musicians hang out and drink?
The sound from a musician on stage bounces off the auditorium walls to surround the audience
The sound from a pigeon on stage does not do this because of a coo sticks.
You know why the Titanic sank?
The captain was nervous and needed an ice breaker
Why didn't the captain of the Titanic think to melt the iceberg?
I said to my kids, "Never let anyone tell you what you can and can't do! Take Beethoven for example. They told him he could not be a musician because he was deaf!"
You can say what you want about Titanic,
but she went down in history.
Music puns sometimes hit the high notes
For all the music players out there. What do musicians pray to?
Why was the musician arrested?
My earliest clear memory from my childhood is going with my dad to get my prescription glasses.
Life before that is a blur.
I asked the library women of there are any books on the Titanic
She said they might have been damaged, wet and moldy.
Titanic
Sorry, that was a bad ice breaker.
I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic
My short memory makes it really hard to remember where I’ve placed my phone
I think it’s in my genes.
Im gonna tell my kids that the Titanic was carrying a lot of mayonnaise
And that it sunk on the 5th of May which is why we commemorate the Sinko de Mayo
Did you know that 10+10 and 11+11 are the same thing?
Because 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too..
Edit: thank you for awards, I have never gotten one before. I apologize that this is a repost, I did see it on TikTok and thought that it was cute and wanted to share. In the future I will check the sub for similar content before I post anything.
What do Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common?
What do the movies Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Imagine The Titanic with a lisp.
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp....
What do The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
My grandpa warned people the titanic would sink
No one listened but he kept warning them until people got sick of him and threw him out of the cinema.
What do the Titanic and the Sixth sense have in common?
Icy dead people
Credit to b3ta
What do you get if you cross the Atlantic on the Titanic ?
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
