A list of puns related to "Thugs Are Us"
A man was walking around in a city filled with crime. Every person living in that city is a member of a certain gang...
The man is ambushed by a group of thugs ready to attack him at any moment, the leader of the group says: "We will ask you a question, answer incorrectly, and we will beat the life out of you. Answer correctly, and we will let you go."
The man was afraid, so he agreed.
The leader says: "Are you with us, or are you with "them"?"
The man responds: "I am with you."
The group proceeds to beat him within an inch of his life
As the group starts to leave, the man asks "I said I was with you people, why did you hit me?"
The leader turns towards him and says: "We're with them."
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