46 Hilarious This Picture Puns

A policeman was interrogating 3 guys who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first guys a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"

The first guy answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"

The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture I showed is his side profile."

Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second guy and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"

The second guy smiles, flips his hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"

The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?!!? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"

Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third guy and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?

He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer."

The third guy looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses."

The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.

"Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."

He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file on his computer and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.

"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does, in fact, wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"

"That's easy..." the third guy replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod

📅︎ Mar 12 2021

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What do you guys think of this picture that I drew?

https://imgur.com/Qo6lEIa

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👤︎ u/IseeIcyIcedTea

📅︎ May 28 2021

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Got my gf good with this one just now... I showed her a picture of the Mexico City skyline and she said, "that's intense!"

I said no, I'm pretty sure they're all buildings.

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👤︎ u/No_Gray_Area

📅︎ May 02 2021

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Picture this: A pandemic is unleashed by ticks that live on and around the mouths of alpacas.

Global chaos ensues.

The disease wipes out 99% of humanity, and the desperate survivors are forced to live in a post-alpaca lip tick wasteland.

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👤︎ u/purpleibanez801

📅︎ May 04 2021

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This is a picture

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👤︎ u/MightHaveMisreadThat

📅︎ Feb 13 2021

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When I was in high school in Belleville, ON, a young local artist spray-painted a beautiful picture on a large concrete wall under a bridge by the Moira river. He didn't get permission to do this, however, and the city eventually painted over it.

Watching his picture go like that must've been pretty demuralizing.

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👤︎ u/levitron

📅︎ Nov 19 2020

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Dad went out to this field and sent me a picture of himself there.

The caption read ‘I’m outstanding in this field!’

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👤︎ u/FraserDobie_HELP_ME

📅︎ Dec 13 2020

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Tap on this picture.

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👤︎ u/Pikachuboiiiii

📅︎ Jun 19 2020

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This picture is killer

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👤︎ u/ChompyDino53

📅︎ Jul 18 2020

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This girl on Tinder asked me why I have an unlit cigarette in my picture... I told her I’m just looking for matches.

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👤︎ u/dubaidadjokes

📅︎ Jul 13 2019

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Just found this store by chance called Ollie’s. Aside from all the great liquidation sales, the walls are a pun gold mine! I felt it be a crime not to post pictures of it on here. reddit.com/gallery/iij3ts

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👤︎ u/KORZILLA-is-me

📅︎ Aug 29 2020

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any crayfish puns to caption this picture

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👤︎ u/timthebetta

📅︎ Jun 06 2020

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Need to get a picture next to this tree

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👤︎ u/Bflowwolf

📅︎ Dec 23 2019

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I was walking in the Himalayan mountains when a hairy creature came into view. I was about to snap a picture but it said, "do not take a picture of me at this moment."

I saw a yet-i.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Jan 23 2020

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Stare at this picture and watch me make this knot disappear.

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👤︎ u/JT078

📅︎ Apr 11 2018

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I cropped this picture.

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👤︎ u/Yugvijay

📅︎ Jun 13 2018

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I wanted to share this picture of me throwing caution the wind (‘:

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👤︎ u/Attactions

📅︎ Oct 19 2019

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Picture this...

Why did the picture go to jail

It was framed

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👤︎ u/Ninjohna

📅︎ Feb 16 2020

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Most fisherman hold their fish far away from their bodies when they take pictures. This is why they think they're so much bigger than they are.

They're not to scale.

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👤︎ u/KairuSmairukon

📅︎ Dec 20 2019

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This picture is “A maze in”

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👤︎ u/xerxiz32

📅︎ Mar 24 2019

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I’ve never met this guy but he posts food puns on every single food picture I post and he’s such a treasure. I always look forward to his puns now.

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👤︎ u/BushyEyes

📅︎ Apr 19 2019

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I had to have complete control to take this picture

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👤︎ u/SubatomicAlpaca

📅︎ Jun 22 2019

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This picture I took is ferney.

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👤︎ u/RUN-N-GUN_ONaBUN

📅︎ Aug 18 2019

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I've never met this person IRL but every time I post a food picture, he adds a related pun and it always brightens my day.

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👤︎ u/BushyEyes

📅︎ Jan 29 2019

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Mods are awake. Upvote this picture of Big Pun anyway.

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👤︎ u/Shantotto11

📅︎ Mar 13 2019

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Some context: so some guy thought that a close up picture of a fig was the inside of a vagina and then some dude told him that and this guy on Reddit made a nice little pun

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👤︎ u/ilovemcyoutubers

📅︎ Apr 06 2019

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My dad posted this picture on Facebook. He just got a Facebook and a new smart phone. He learns quickly.

http://imgur.com/9M4dGnO

My dad is notoriously bad with electronics. I have no idea how he did this but nonetheless, it made me sigh.

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👤︎ u/broccolibush42

📅︎ Nov 02 2014

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My BIL always draws pictures on our take home boxes. This is our MIL's imgur.com/6JysP2g

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👤︎ u/ChicagoWind88

📅︎ Oct 10 2016

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This picture is wrong on many levels

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👤︎ u/nikhilbhavsar

📅︎ Jul 16 2018

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My mom sent me this picture with the caption "Dad wants to know what he should eat first... He's just cracking himself up..."

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👤︎ u/FrolickinWithAbandon

📅︎ Aug 24 2013

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I had to hoof it back up a few blocks to take this picture.

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👤︎ u/Seatpan

📅︎ Oct 31 2017

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This picture outside a barbershop. Pun intended

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👤︎ u/Tubbs1971

📅︎ Aug 24 2018

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/r/earthporn didn't appreciate this picture.

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👤︎ u/lizardclaw11

📅︎ Oct 05 2014

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Anyone else lichen what they are seeing in this picture?

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👤︎ u/JephriB

📅︎ Mar 28 2018

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Reading to my 5 year old the other day when this picture came up, and my wife said “he must be dropping a log.” I think I’ve trained her well.

https://i.imgur.com/gCd9CRy.jpg

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👤︎ u/USMC0317

📅︎ Sep 27 2018

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A lot of people claim that puns are cheap humor, but this picture says otherwise.

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👤︎ u/kamgar

📅︎ Oct 06 2015

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This lousy camera... half the pictures come out underexposed and the other half overexposed.

It's the last time I bi-polaroid.

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👤︎ u/borgenhaust

📅︎ Nov 07 2018

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I'm a pretty good person. This picture says otherwise:

https://i.imgur.com/Gbwfdzu.jpg

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👤︎ u/bryanBr

📅︎ Aug 06 2018

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I'm very fawn of this picture.. imgur.com/iQuPnQI

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👤︎ u/AceFitz

📅︎ Jan 31 2014

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Lent my Dad my GoPro, he just sent me this picture - "Is this how I wear it?"

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👤︎ u/mafeumatty

📅︎ Oct 12 2013

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My friend: "Tried sending my dad a cool picture, this is his response."

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👤︎ u/trash_can_squirrel

📅︎ Nov 19 2013

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Someone posted this picture to r/unexpected but honestly it has a better home here in r/dadjokes

Don't you think? http://imgur.com/RpK3CJK

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👤︎ u/de_baser

📅︎ Sep 11 2014

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I'm really proud of this picture I made.

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👤︎ u/blue_eyeswhitedragon

📅︎ Sep 05 2014

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I'll give you three guesses for this picture...

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👤︎ u/MrBluebeef

📅︎ May 25 2014

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Asked my dad to take a picture of my friend and I at our father/daughter, mother/son dance.. This is what I get back, he's hilarious. imgur.com/z65ySyg

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👤︎ u/Foxtrotter15

📅︎ Oct 21 2013

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Picture this: A pandemic is unleashed by ticks that live on and around the mouths of alpacas.

Global chaos ensues.

The disease wipes out 99% of humanity, and the desperate survivors are forced to live in a post-alpaca lip tick wasteland.

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👤︎ u/habsfan1112

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