Is this the real life?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xXundryzXx
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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Spare him his life from this monstrosity
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickatier_Carbs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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Not many know this, but Chewbacca actually led a double life as a boxing champion.

He was as famous for his barrage of punches as he was for his rhyming taunts before a big match.

The called him the Jabberwookie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/praisethelort
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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OMG this cereal is life!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nateda35
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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I was just reading this story about a guy who went through several tough breaks in life and couldn’t get ahead. One day he just stopped talking and his only way of communicating was through hand and body motion.......

Poor guy turned to a life of mime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mjleak72
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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Figured this belonged here (real life dad joke)

My Aunt immigrated to the UK years ago and works as a teacher. I was talking about the difficulties of teaching my son Sight Words.

Aunt: That's interesting, I have never heard them called that before.

My Dad: Because over there they call them "Soit Wordz Bruv"

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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You’ve never experienced life if you haven’t experienced this
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πŸ‘€︎ u/natekit-
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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This was an interesting pun from my daily life.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/superangela13
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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Had this thought today and had to bring it to life
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hscook24
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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Is this real life or just a fanta sea?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wholesome_boii
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JamieTheMusician
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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This was the hardest day of my life...

My Viagra pills finally came in the mail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danny2handz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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Someone has waited their whole life to write this caption
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spar13
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2017
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MOM: Look at all this work! I can't believe I have to be an adult for the rest of my life!

DAD: Not really hon. After 70 you can pretend to be senile, and be a kid again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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Jokes don't have to be original right? Cause I've only made up two jokes in my life. The rest are from things like this subreddit. XD
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SilverWaters793
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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"I make the rules in this house, son. You're going to have to listen to me for the rest of your life."

"You mean for the rest of your life, dad."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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I made an account called β€œhalf of all life” just for this pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/1dioticidiot
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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I'm in the middle of developing a new game. This guy came to life today and I just love his character so much!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/udipadhikari
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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Is this real life
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dufosho
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2018
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Is this the real life
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rotten_tomato69
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2018
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This guy has waited all his life for this joke youtu.be/mIsyPrnidVU
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πŸ‘€︎ u/baffledrelieved
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2016
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All people now n days are pro life this and pro jared that

Where are the pro gamers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OatSauce65
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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I wrote this joke during a very dark time in my life.

I have other things to do during the day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beck1670
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2016
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This guy has waited all his life for this joke youtube.com/watch?v=LFiqx…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cdenton123
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2015
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So I found this talking train and asked it why it just went back and forth on the same tracks for its whole life. It responded saying β€œthe voices in my head tell me to”.

It was a loco motive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGunslinger215
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2018
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Why this goose got a more interesting life than I do?!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DawnOfArkham
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2017
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If only this worked in real life
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nacimiento
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2013
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My name is Tyler- I've been waiting to say this my whole life

http://imgur.com/IA5u3F0

X post from r/texts/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chris_Breyer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2015
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My dad drained the life out of me with this one

I told him I wrote a paper about Dracula. His response was "Did it suck?"

I'm undead now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stonedmariguana
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2016
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"You will always remember this day as the happiest day of your life."

"But the wedding isn't until tomorrow, dad."

"I know son..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2017
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In the car yesterday, my dad told a really dumb pun. For the life of me, I couldn't remember it, so I asked him again this morning.

Me: "What was that really bad joke you told me in the car?" Dad: "It couldn't have been me" Me: "It was definitely you, Dad" Dad: "Nope. I know it wasn't me because I don't tell bad jokes"

Goddammit Dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gabewuzhere
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2014
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Saw this ad on Reddit. Complex or not, I bet his life sucks... imgur.com/gallery/IwgTH80…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OptimistClimb
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2015
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i've waited my whole life for this moment youtubedoubler.com/5DkX
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rainmatt
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2012
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This has been my dad's favorite jokes for all 20 years of my life

Dad: What'd the cowboy say when his horse ran away?

Victim: I don't know, what?

Dad: There goes my horse! What'd the horse say when his cowboy ran away?

Victim: There goes my cowboy?

Dad: No! Nothing! Horses can't talk! (dad laughter)

The worst part is once my friends and I caught on and gave "nothing" for the second question, he'd say, "No, he said 'there goes my cowboy!'" so we could never win.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jkiel51
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2013
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I've been hearing this one all my life.

Me: Hey dad, what time is it?

Dad: Same time it was yesterday 24 hours later.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dsull18
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2014
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Went to the store yesterday and had some Life cereal among my groceries. After we paid I picked up the cereal box, looked my wife in the eyes and said, "I guess this is my Life now"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/headstab
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2016
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This morning, my wife asked me to look up a song on youtube called 'Dear life'...

I said "Is that the remix to 'antelope life'?"

She rolled her eyes, groaned and then laughed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BruceBannersDick
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2017
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I made this thinking It'd get me farther in life... but then I realized I had nothing to fill it with
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jduncan017
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2016
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My Dad raised me well: I've been making jokes like this all my life.

Today

My wife: My arm hurts from a shot today.

Me: Oh yeah what for?

My Wife: B12, my levels were low.

Me: What is it now, B14 or B15?

My Wife: shakes head

Me: Maybe B20 or 30?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/katarr
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2013
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My granddad has done this every weekend of my life...

He will come over, and look confusingly at the side of your head. "What's this 'ere?" (pause) "What's this EAR?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BintCabinets
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2014
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Discovered this at 30 yrs old. I have a life time of built up dad jokes. Here's one from first grade. (under de sea)

First grade, I'm in the school play because, well, every one was. I can sing, always have been pretty good at it, so they gave me the job of playing Sebastian in our Little Mermaid rendition. We're singing "Under the Sea" and I look out to the audience to see my dad, in the front row, making the biggest, puffiest fish face his head will physically allow. I haven't done much acting since then.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chubaccatron
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2013
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I've heard this countless times in my life and it still never gets old to him.

Me: I'm hungry.

Dad: Nice to meet ya hungry, I'm Jack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jbestt
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2013
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I've been waiting all my life to post this

This

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nikkobe
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