I donβt get why people buy into the flat earth theory.
I mean, the arguments for it arenβt even well rounded.
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The Theory of Plate Tectonics is on pretty shaky ground.
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Music Theory
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I have a theory on how to become immortal.
Trouble is, it'll take forever to test.
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I made a new theory on inertia;
It's a shame it's not gaining any momentum.
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Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too.
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You know that theory about no two people see colours exactly the same way...
Surely it's a pigment of their imagination ?
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YouTube theory Video - Charles died Muntz ago
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I used Apple Watch to monitor my workout when I was at Orange Theory ...
Basically my overall performance was compared with Appleβs and Orangeβs.
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︎ Aug 07 2020
What do genitals and conspiracy theories have in common?
People are always trying to cover them up.
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Music theory puns
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A man asks a professor, "Do you think Einstein's theory was good?"
The professor replies. "Relatively."
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︎ Apr 18 2020
My wife said, βI donβt really understand the theory behind human cloning.β
Me: That makes two of us.
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My dad once talked about the normalization of conspiracy theories around Covid-19
"Last week's tin," he said, "is this week's hat."
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︎ May 29 2020
What do male genitals and conspiracy theories have in common?
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︎ May 25 2020
I canβt believe itβs been more than a hundred years since Einstein proposed his Theory of Relativity.
It feels like only yesterday.
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A friend of mine is a knot theorist and I told him a joke that wasnβt about knot theory.
He said heβs too old for not-knot jokes.
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Einstein: Dad, my paper on The Theory of Relativity finally got published!
Einsteinβs dad: Damn son, itβs about time.
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New Epstein theory
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︎ Nov 22 2019
One of the earlier works of Einstein was a theory of relativity of spices...
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︎ Nov 22 2019
r/showerthoughts is the opposite of a conspiracy theory.
Youβre being brain washed.
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︎ Jan 21 2020
I hate conspiracy theories and actually think there's a group of people creating them just to annoy me.
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︎ Oct 10 2019
I've started to work on a theory on what liquids become when you cool them
My colleagues say it lacks evidence, but I think it's solid.
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︎ Sep 09 2019
If you don't think The Big Bang Theory is funny, make sure to buy the dvd and watch the extras.
Everyone knows the real jokes are always in the commentary.
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Itβs a bit disappointing that the Ant Man defeating Thanos theory wonβt happen. After all, Iβm sure the strategy would have...
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︎ Apr 09 2019
People say that swiss cheese is the best... But I found a couple holes in that theory
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︎ Jun 25 2019
I wanted to buy a book on Albert Einstein's theories but it was on the top shelf...
It's information that's way over my head...
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My theory as to why USA and Cuba had their dispute was because of oil. Evidence you say. I just found Fidels Castrol
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︎ Jan 30 2019
If Einstein hadn't come up with the Theory of Relativity, someone else would have. It was only a matter of time.
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︎ Sep 28 2018
What do you call a conspiracy theory blood sucker that lives on the moon?
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︎ Jun 06 2019
Did you hear about the changes to Darwinβs theory?
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︎ Aug 22 2018
The government should watch out for the sweater conspiracy theory.
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︎ Apr 20 2019
"The Big Bang Theory" is getting a Facebook-based game!
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︎ Mar 18 2019
If the bed above mine is removed, does that mean my theory about my brother falling on me in the night is debunked?
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︎ Dec 12 2018
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︎ Dec 10 2015
Einstein finally finished his space theory
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︎ May 02 2020
Einstein developped a theory about space
and it was about time too...
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︎ Feb 29 2020
I finally won an ongoing argument with my wife about Einsteinβs Theory of Relativity.
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︎ Dec 29 2019
I canβt believe itβs been more than a hundred years since Einstein proposed his Theory of Relativity.
It feels like it was only yesterday.
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︎ Oct 03 2019
Einstein: Dad, my paper on The Theory of Relativity finally got published!
Dad: Damn son, itβs about time!
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︎ May 21 2019
I finally understood Einstein's theory of relativity.
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︎ Dec 15 2018
Einstein finally developed a theory about space...
It was about time too!
badoom chaaaa
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︎ Apr 16 2019
Einstein to his Dad: Dad, my paper on The Theory of Relativity just got published.
Dad: Nice, son. It is about time.
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︎ May 02 2018
Einstein came up with a theory about space
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I canβt believe itβs been over a hundred years since Einsteinβs Theory of Relativity was published.
It seems like just yesterday.
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