A list of puns related to "TheFeature"
He now farts loudly in public (thinking it's a silent killer) and pretends someone else did it....
It's called X-Men
His racket earring
I guess you could say I'm Hans Free
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Buy it and you cant afford food!
It speaks for itself.
sarchasm
It's called Ctrl-ALT-YEET.
The title is "Two Wongs Make it Right"
Theyβre called Sharon, Lois and Brammstein.
"I think we can swing that" Proudest dad joke yet as it flowed so naturally
It's called iRaq
But it was in the title all along and I should have expected an appearance from Elvish Presley.
Any punsters want to help me think of a clever name for a beer bottle label? Itβs a Kolsch beer and has to be something about counseling/mental health.
Best pun gets to be featured at an honors society banquet lol plus Iβll send pics of the final product!!
Readyβ¦setβ¦PUN!
It was Baaaaaaaroque music.
grins sheepishly
They had to release an eye patch!
They caught a lot of meatwood flack
The dispatcher replied, βSo... no shirt, no shoes, no cervix?β
She was a poor-traits artist.
But then my Dad reminded me: money doesnβt glow on tees.
Iβm in the business of raisin awareness.
At first I really didn't get it but in the end it came full circle.
I told the that that's a feature of "Uncle Premium" and their attitudes only get them the basic subscription!
He replied "Car no do that, car no fly"
As a result, I couldn't see DeForest through the trees
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they say he was hoist by his own Picard...
my dad said, "wow, all Tsar cast."
A small business owner walks into a bar and orders a beer. "How's business?" the bartender asks. "Horrible. We had quite a fiasco this week. I had a shipment come in containing 100 high-quality T-shirts that featured a glow-in-the-dark design of a 100 dollar bill on the front. They looked really cool in the catalog when we ordered them, but we didn't sell a single one all week," the business owner complains. "I guess it's true. Money doesn't glow on T's. "
Iβm worried about my cousin. Heβs 28 with a good job. Has a lot in common with me (nerdy habits: board games, gaming conventions, anime etc). Unfortunately I have recently learned that he is one of those poor souls obsessed with Belle Delphine. Apparently it started out innocently enough. My cousin is into cosplay. Heβs into girls. Ooh, thereβs cosplay girls on the internet? What began as a YouTube channel subscription and a few dozen likes on Instagram has progressed into something much more serious. This man is spending money. My cousinβs social media accounts have recently featured pictures of him with his Belle Delphine merch. T-shirts, body pillows, thereβs even some kind of bed spread/comforter with her googly-eyed tongue-outy face on it. Did you know that Belle Delphine briefly partnered with Tomβs shoes for a limited edition series of footwear? I knew that, because my cousin wonβt shut up about how he bought them all. Heβs got at least three jars of dirty bath water and a gaming keyboard with her face on it. Itβs really sad. I think the isolation of the pandemic really exacerbated his behavior. He says that he and Belle are destined to be together. For my part, Iβm telling him that this isnβt healthy behavior, and Iβm encouraging him to seek counseling. Iβm convinced he has a mental health issue like Obsessive Love Disorder or Erotomania. Afterall, he does have all of the Simp Toms.
Supposedly it was a sold out tour, fairly apparent considering not a single seat was available on the bus!
At one point we happened to come across a field FULL TO THE BRIM with cows, and so I pleaded the bus driver to stop so we could take it all in.
We disembarked and took our places at the field fence, taking in the view of cow after cow.
I wondered to myself how it was so easy for folk to distinguish between cow and bull so readily, and so voiced my frustrations to the farmer close by.
βExcuse me sir, Iβve looked at your cattle and canβt for the life of me pick out a feature to help tell me the sex!!!!β
The farmer looked at me for a brief moment, painted with concern before asking,
βWhat about the uddersβ¦?β
I shook my head and frowned, and with mounting uncertainty replied,
βNot sure, youβd have to ask them!β
Promised my friend I would post this for him so he can see what kind of traction it would get...
We were away for a friends wedding for the weekend. Every day there would be a different activity. The night we arrived was a rehearsal dinner which we attended. The dinner was outdoors and featured a Brazilian band on stage. The man was wearing a nice suit and my buddy says "Wow I bet that suit cost a Brazilian dollars" Instantly one of my favorite Dad joke lines.
[Austin, TX, November 1, 2020] - Although traditionally held outdoors on a single day in the spring, the first portion 2020 the O. Henry Museum Pun-Off competition known as Punniest of Show was conducted via video in October. Now on Saturday, November 21, 2020, PARD will bring you their most popular second segment, O. Henry Museum Pun-Off World Championships Punslingers Competition: Online Edition
This free, fun, and family friendly event will take place online this year, but with special twists, turns, and surprise modifications to make it the perfect 2020 event for the world's competitive wordplay community.
The O. Henry Museum Pun-Off World Championships have been an Austin institution for 43 years. As usual, the contest will feature a cavalcade of word-class wordsmiths from across the globe, all worming their way into your art. Join and enjoy us as they compete to spontaneously spit out the most absurd words youβve ever heard.
The event will be live streamed at PunIntensive.com.
I just need a very short pun involving space and dinosaurs to go on the cover of an adventure book im writing for kids.
"A roarsome adventure" is too cliche and I'd like space to be featured somewhere. But there isn't a lot of room.
Thanks for any help, don't worry about them being dumb as a dumb pun could inspire a decent one :)
I told my wife to just leave it though since the freezer has an auto defrost feature
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