Yo! Did you know the greatest rapper ever was Jewish?
Dr. Dre-idel
How does Yo-Yo Ma greet his neighbors in the morning?
Chello!
Alternatively:
What is Yo-Yo Ma's favorite dairy dessert?
Chello pudding!
While I was walking the dog, our 4 yo was harassing my wife for a treat. She texted “She’s trying to get a popsicle out of me.”
I responded “But you’re not a freezer.”
I could feel the eye roll down the street.
A pun for the desi people out there. [When did life become OYO from Yo! We’ll never know.]
Ey yo ese, what was the name of that P.I again?
His name was Sherlock, holmes.
My 8 y.o. son just discovered Yo Mama jokes. Here’s the first one he told me: Your Mama’s so fat
Donald Trump’s gonna use her for his border wall.
Me: Yo bro, can you tell me the chemical symbols for sodium, bromine and oxygen?
Friend: NaBrO
'Tis the season, yo
Daughter: Do we have any more wrapping paper?
Me: Nope, mom used the last of it. You'll have to use hip-hopping paper instead.
I kept receiving broken yo-yo's from the new monthly yo-yo subscription
Well, they said there weren't any strings attached
What did the yo-yo’s mother do for a living?
Cellist
There was a horrible accident in my town yesterday. A kid was playing with a yo-yo and it somehow got caught in a car's bumper. The car took off and ripped the poor kids arm off.
The driver was arrested for armed robbery.
My 2,5 yo daughter got my wife in the car
We just picked up our daughter from daycare. My daughter (Abby) is in the back seat yawning.
Wife: "Honey, are you tired?" Daughter: "No, I'm Abby."
Never been more proud of her.
Did you hear about the Yo-Yo Ma cover of the Coldplay album?
It was all cello.
As the dad of a 12 yo girl, this is my new favorite commercial. youtube.com/watch?v=2hmxd…
