The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"

"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"

"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.

"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/808gecko808
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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What's the first thing the taxi driver said to the wolf?

Where wolf!?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Telusion
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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In a field with lots of sheep and lambs roaming around, a giant wolf appeared and swallowed whole a baby lamb. The lamb whined and yelped nonstop for hours on end. After a while the wolf started getting sick, and yet the lamb yelped and whined ever louder.

Finally the wolf died and the baby lamb walked out of the wolf and rejoined it’s momma in the flock of sheep. Turns out the wolf died of internal bleating.

All credit goes to my coworker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robertmmoore143
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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What did the wolf say when he wanted to leave for a trip?

Let's GOOOOOoooooooooowwwww

(my 7yo daughter made this up and had me breathin hard through my noise for a split second)

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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now i understand why i hate The Wolf of Wall Street movie

they don’t make cents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nxxwan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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Why is there a wolf in the smoke shop?

He's just looking for a pack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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What kind of bed time stories does the big bad wolf tell his kids?

Hairy Tails!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zaphpath
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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The other day on a full moonlit night I met a lost wolf who kept asking everyone for directions

It must have been a Where Wolf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ripinreality
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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Did you hear about the cow that cried wolf?

Fake Moos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/esthor
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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What magazine does the Big Bad Wolf like to read?

Porks Illustrated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Otacon368
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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A wolf, a fox and a weasel all go to a diner. The waitress comes over and asks them what they want to drink. β€œCoffee” growls the wolf. β€œWater” says the fox...

And β€œPop!” goes the weasel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RichNCrispy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2017
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Once upon a time, a wolf insulted a cow. How did the cow respond ?

He said, "Don't call me a cow word."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/l1mebs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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What happens if a wolf attacks you during the winter?

Frostbite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LateV_28
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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Last night in the forest I saw a wolf wearing a cardigan.

I think it was a knitwearwolf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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What do you call the entrance to a wolf's den?

A Howl-way

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πŸ“…︎ May 29 2014
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Q: What did one shepherd say to the other after seeing a wolf in the distance?

Let's get the flock out of here.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2015
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Why did the wolf meditate?

To become aware wolf!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Parkwad
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"

"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"

"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.

"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"

"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"

"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.

"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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What's the first thing a taxi driver said to the wolf?

Where, wolf?

*Auuuu*

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagnusCreske
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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What magazine does the big bad wolf like to read?

Porks Illustrated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Otacon368
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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What was the first thing the cab-driver said to the wolf?

Werewolf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/steezy96
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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Whats the first thing a taxi driver said to the wolf?

Where, wolf?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shiva420
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2017
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