Two wind turbines are standing in a wind farm..one turns to the other and says “what’s your favorite kind of music?”
He replied “I’m a big metal fan!”
I made a pun about the wind.
I wanted to share my joke about the wind....
.....but it's only a draft.
I asked the Doctor ‘have you got anything for excessive wind?’
I was replaying Wind Waker recently after having binged BNHA, and the idea popped into my head.
I don't seem to have the enthusiasm to break wind like I used to
In fact, the last few were very half-farted
I don’t know what I did to the wind to piss it off
It always seems to be against me lately
What do you call iron in the wind?
My friend said the the wind was really cold and painful...
I said "hey wind, chill..."
How did the wind mill introduce itself to the farmer?
I asked a wind turbine whether it liked "Blowin' in the Wind"
"Of course," it said, "I'm a big fan!"
My favorite summertime allergy song is Blowin' in the Wind...
How did the gingerbread man wind up with one leg?
He lost the other in Nom.
What’s the difference between Albert Einstein and a guy that breaks wind inside a lift?
Einstein is a smart fella and the guy is.........
a fart smella.
Wind carried the sound of two people mocking each other to my ears.
My friend was very irritated because his fishing pole broke and he had to wind up the fishing line manually.
He was being a reel crank.
There was a herd of cows on this big hill. A big gust of wind came by and blew all the smaller cows away. Puzzled, the rancher went up to one of the bulls that were still standing and asks,"How come you bulls are still standing?" The bull replies...
"Cuz we bulls wobble but we don't fall down."
My father had the uncanny ability to know which way the wind blew by feeling his jugular...
`It was his weather vein.
Why is the wind so strong today?
It’s clearly been working out
Time flies like the wind and fruit flies like bananas.
My Mrs asked me to wind the baby...
I thought that was a bit harsh so I only gave it a dead arm.
I wanted to share this picture of me throwing caution the wind (‘:
Two wind turbines were standing around, complete silence except for the wind, when one asks the other, "Hey, what kind of music do like?" The other one thinks for a few revolutions and says,
"I'm a really big heavy metal fan."
Some filmmakers were secretly trying to murder the lead actor in a low-budget flick, but he got wind of the plot and managed to escape. They took the existing footage and shopped it to different producers, but it was roundly rejected by everyone for the same reason.
The wind made me had a boner today.
I guess you can call it a stiff breeze.
( credit to u/Ncrawler65 )
I shovel my snow, but the wind keeps blowing it back.
It’s really annoying, if you catch my drift.
So I work in the oil and gas industry and I just lost my job because of all these wind farms
Needless to say, I’m not a big fan.
My other friend (the one not mentioned previously) got wind of a brand new invention for serving frozen confections...
It was an ice cream scoop.
The amount of wind in Chicago really...
these two wind turbines were standing in the field talking. one says to the other, "what kind of music do you like?" the reply...
What is the colour of wind?
Two wind turbines are standing in a field and one asks the other ‘what kind of music do you like?’
The other replies ‘Well, I’m a big metal fan.’
What's the color of the wind?
Two wind turbines stood in a field one wind turbine asks the other wind turbine "What type of music do you like?" The other wind turbine replies..
What's the color of the wind?
One wind turbine asks the other one “what kind of music do you like?”
The other one says “I’m a heavy metal fan.”
Two wind turbines sit in the ocean, one turns to the other and says “What music do you listen to?”
The turbine says “I’m a massive heavy metal fan”
Its funny how time flies like the wind and ...
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