Why didn’t the duck family take in the orphaned cygnet
‘Swan more mouth to feed
Why are the women in the Trump family called the brass section?
Because they’re Trump-ettes
Why didn’t the family go to the Louvre?
The didn’t have the Monet to get Degas to make the Van Gogh!
Why's my dad the funniest one in the family?
Because no one except dadjokes.
Grandma is the dominant pun master in the family. (I’m in College— that’s why she says the first comment)
Why did the constipated dad leave his family?
He didn’t give a shit
Why did the widow shut down the family business?
foreclosure
Why did the T-REX's family business fail?
They couldn't keep up with the orders... They were always SHORT HANDED!!
When people wonder why I am the way I am, I will just point them to this family conversation. (OC) imgur.com/ZWNLpTp
Why didn't the archaeologist family like his music?
They weren't digging it.
Why didn't the royal family accept candy from Donald Trump?
Because it wasn't king-size.
Why did the Watermelon and the Honeydew decide to have a big family church wedding?
Because they Cantelope...
Why was the astronauts family so poor?
Whenever he went to space, he had zero G's.
Why did your dad name the family dog Loaf?
Because he's a purebread.
My Uncle asked me when I got married, if I knew why the groom's family is on the right.
He said it was because it was the last time that I was ever going to be right.
Why did the Honeydew and the Watermelon decide to have a big family church wedding?
Becuase they cantaloupe...
