Did you hear that Michael J. Fox's kids started a valet service?

He has parkin' sons

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/HillDrag0n
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I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. Iโ€™m a faux pa!
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Goodoboy30
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At a moment of exasperation

I have twins that each have a stuffed fox they love. I find one on my couch cushion and pick it up before sitting down after a rough day.

Kid 1: "papa, can I have that fox?"
Me: "sure, sweetie"
Kid 2: "can I have a fox too?"
Me: "sorry, peanut, I'm all out of fox to give"

edit: formatting.

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