What did Sneezy say to Snow White the first time he met her?
Wow, you’re so pretty! I can’t stop looking ACHOO
I was part of a class and i total , we were 100 students. I walked up to the front of the class , and wrote :"balloons" on the white board. So...
The other 99 read balloons.
I have very fond memories of my dad arriving home, wearing his white t-shirt, black leather jacket, giving me the thumbs up, and saying 'Ayyyy'...
The Trump White House is so polite these days.
Everyone there is saying “Pardon me” all the time now.
Why won’t Trump be able enter the White House on January 21st?
Why can’t trump go to the White House anymore?
Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?
What did the White House say when Trump left and refused to attend the inauguration?
What does a white hat dropped into the Red Sea become?
My friend Patrick is black,white,and Asian at the same time.
What did the 46th president say while taking the White House keys from the 45th on his way out?
If Trump is afraid and hiding in the White House because of the protestors....
Does this make it a chicken coup?
What’s the White House cook’s favorite subreddit
A man & his wife were taking a winter stroll & admiring the trees that were glistening white with ice & snow. A stranger walked past them and said, “Beautiful hoar-frost!”
The man replied, “Why thank you kind sir, but my name’s not Frost.”
What's the difference between a white penguin and a black penguin?
A white penguin is coming towards you, while a black penguin is walking away from you.
When the White Death loaded his rifle...
The Russians were Finnished
In an attempt to bring great pleasure to myself, I'll post controversial topics in white supremacist groups in the attempt to get funny reactions out of them.
I was telling my friend that brown rice is the same as white rice, but with a criminal record....
He thinks I'm a riceist for saying that.
What did the black bean say to the white bean?
"Hey dude, how've you bean?"
Why can't Trump come back into the white house?
Which instrument do they play at the white house?
Snow White took 6 dwarves to the zoo
"Egg-plant" shirt by me. Never got why the vegetable was called that until I found out that they used to be white and look like goose eggs back in the day
Why is the White House so filthy?
Because there's hasn't been a hoover in the White House since 1933.
When i heared that they removed Trump from the white house after realizing he probably wasn't the right man for the job..
..all i could do was shake my head and mumble... "Unpresidented"
I'm on a plane and the lunch choices are: white meat chicken or German sausage. Unfortunately, I'm seated in the last row.
I'm hoping for the breast, but preparing
for the wurst.
I thought I saw a white dog the other day
But after I spotted it I saw it looked more like a Dalmatian
Why did the chicken paint himself black and white?
He felt like he needed some camoouflage
Why did the white supremacist not mind going blind?
Because he was used to nazi-ing.
Did you hear the one about egg whites?
Never mind, you wouldn't get the yolk.
The girl at chipotle asked if I like white or brown rice
I told her that she’s rice-ist
What happened when the Frenchman used a white pencil?
The first time Prince Charles went white water rafting, he threw up on himself when the river grew turbulent...
As an amateur stargazer, my favourite type has to be the white dwarf.
Peter Dinklage is my all time number 1.
The colours red, white and blue are the colours of freedom.
Until they are flashing behind you.
I stopped by the deli to have my typical ham on white or wheat but they were out of both!
My plan for lunch went a-rye.
The only two white actors in the Black Panther movie...
...are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.
They’re the Tolkien white guys.
*Sent to my by a co-worker
Why can't Trump enter the White House?
Why can’t Trump go to the White House?
Why can’t Donald trump have the White House
If you dunk a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
