There's a rumour going around about two waves racing to the beach. Can you guess which one won?
I was on the beach and got hit by a massive wave of cake
There is a mysterious body of water where every wave is the same height, only one type of fish is ever caught there, and the tides come in and out at the same time every day.
It’s called the Redundant-Sea.
I live in an apartment building, and my neighbour, Nami, on the floor above me, managed to flood my entire apartment! There are practically tidal waves in my kitchen. She refuses to pay for the cleanup, too.
I don't know if this was the right choice, but I decided to tsunami.
My quantum physics professor was really particular about how we wrote the symbols for our wave functions.
She was a total Psi's queen.
Walking through the mall with my 9 yr old and a kiosk saleswoman waves a sample of lotion and asks 'A gift for your daughter?'
I said 'No, thank you' and then looked down at my daughter and said 'Can you believe she thought I'd trade you away for just a tiny bit of lotion? I'd need a whole bottle, at least!'
She thought that was pretty funny.
I bet the ocean is salty because no one waves back.
Was the ocean salty when the land didn’t wave back?
A sloth walks in to a bar and waves to get the bartender’s attention, and says I’ll have ........ a soda water.
The bartender replies “why the long paws?”
What did the sound wave say to the doctor?
“It hertz when I touch it doc”
My wife turned to me and said, all life is like hope. It's precious, a gift. It flourishes in the desert, in the snow, even in the Marianas Trench, 10,000 meters below the waves. Life and hope exist where we least expect it, yet it is so fragile it can be destroyed in a moment.
What did the scientist say after getting hit by a sound wave?
Two waves met in the middle of the night behind a boat
The first wave asked, “are you awake?”
The second responded, “no, I’m a normal wave.”
What did one wave say to the other?
Nothing, they just waved.
What did the wave say to the cliffside after low tide?
Have you ever tried finding the frequency of a wave just by staring at it?
I got this from my son. ”Why did the surfer leave the wave?”
"Why doesn't the Queen wave with this hand?" *and do a Queen wave with a hand of your choosing*...
What do you call the mother of all waves
With this recent heat wave, I can't help but feel bad for the pigs.
Driving with my dad, he honks and waves at somebody on the street.
"Who is that?"
"No idea, but they'll be wondering who I am all day"
At the ocean the other day a huge wave caught me by surprise
All I could think was oh, swell.
The waves were awfully angry at the beach today
They hit their breaking point
The ocean is salty because it waves at land, but land never waves back.
What did one wave say to the other wave?
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