With lots of talk going on about potential casting for a new Spawn movie with names like Jeremy Renner and Jamie Foxx thrown around for Twitch and Spawn respectively.
(Using current Manga/ Comic versions of all characters)
- The Thing (Ben Grimm)
- Fire God Liu Kang
- HIT
- Martian Manhunter
- MAGNETO (616)
- Spawn (no god powers)
- Hellboy
** No BFR ** Everyone is in character ** They’re fighting for the Earth so the villains wont blow it up.
I was originally going to put Rita Repulsa there, but then I figured that would actually be the reasonable thing for them to do, so they wouldn't actually go after her(plus the moon is outside their jurisdiction anyway).
This story happened this morning to a close friend and co-worker of mine. I have ever reason to believe this is true. He really has no filter when dealing with people in public and has a problem keeping his mouth shut when he really should know better.
The Encounter
So I had an interesting encounter this morning at <grocery store>. Remember The Violator from Spawn? Imagine a short fat woman with similarly applied makeup.
I saw a dude in a Megadeth shirt from their 1998 tour and complimented him on his choice of clothing and we got to just BSing in front of the store. The Violator saw his shirt and came walking across the parking lot to tell us something along the lines of "Y'all better find Jesus and quit worshipping Satan".
Dude I was talking to got the deer in headlights look and I just blurted out the first thing that popped into my head "I'll probably find Jesus right around the time you lose 200 lbs."
She got sorta huffy and did the "Why I never!!!!" then waddled into the store. I guess I could have said obese evil clown.
