The Vendor Puns

A list of puns related to "The Vendor"

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog cart vendor?

The monk said "make me one with everything."

Monk handed him a $20 bill. Vendor handed him his hot dog.

The monk asked for his change.

The vendor replied "change must come from within."

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👤︎ u/tallmon
📅︎ Aug 04 2020
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Did I ever tell you about the shady vendor who sold me an overpriced, moldy donut on my trip to see the Pyramids?

Egypt me, but I was starving so I ate it anyway. Now I falafel.

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👤︎ u/obvious_santa
📅︎ Oct 28 2019
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What did Buddha say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything...

Credit goes to the show Maniac on Netflix but I'm sure it originated elsewhere.

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👤︎ u/Hadeon_
📅︎ Sep 25 2018
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A vendor at the fair told me that he hoped that the rain kept up.

Just so that it wouldn't come down.

Heard that from a deadhead at the Deerfield fair.

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👤︎ u/doublemboogie
📅︎ Sep 30 2017
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What did the t-shirt vendor say to the psychic?

"What are you, a medium?"

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👤︎ u/goodassblog
📅︎ Aug 17 2016
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What did the Dalai Lama say to the Hot Dog Vendor?

… Make me one with everything.

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Jun 07 2020
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What did the Dalai Lama say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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👤︎ u/Dutchburrito
📅︎ Jun 14 2020
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What did the buddhist say to the hotdog vendor ?

Make me one with everything

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Jun 09 2020
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What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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👤︎ u/NYRion7
📅︎ Apr 04 2020
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What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 16 2019
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What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 07 2019
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What did Buddha say to the hotdog vendor?

"Make me one with everything."

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👤︎ u/OmegaModelZXA
📅︎ Apr 09 2019
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What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 14 2019
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What did Buddha say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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👤︎ u/reggiewhitethecat
📅︎ Mar 24 2019
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What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 07 2019
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What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Oct 28 2019
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What did the buddha say when he walk up to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything

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👤︎ u/ddaarrkkdevil
📅︎ Dec 17 2018
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What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything

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👤︎ u/PaulinoG13
📅︎ Dec 28 2018
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What did the Buddha say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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👤︎ u/AVacuumWithNipples
📅︎ Sep 26 2018
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What did the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything

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👤︎ u/music_snobbbb
📅︎ Aug 08 2018
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What did the Monk day to the hot dog vendor?

“Make me one with everything”

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👤︎ u/ThePoeticJustice
📅︎ Oct 15 2018
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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything

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👤︎ u/Girthquake6999
📅︎ Jan 16 2019
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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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👤︎ u/scrubsjdismyhero
📅︎ May 12 2017
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Make me one with everything. -- Zen Master to the hot dog vendor
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👤︎ u/thrashertm
📅︎ May 19 2016
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