You think the Omicron variant is bad?

Because the next one will be 3.14 times worse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leroysolay
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2021
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My friend asked me.."Are you scared of the Pi variant?"

I said "Look , your fear is irrational"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/womb_raider_420
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2022
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I know I sound like a conspiracy theorists but I just discovered the government has already designed the Pi variant

They will unleash it March 14 at exactly 1:59 AM.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2022
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Heard about the new covid variant just discovered? Makes you sweat marmalade!

It’s ok, health officials are certain they can contain the spread.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abarnes50
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2022
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How small is the Omicron variant?

0 micron.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kwan_e
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2022
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The next Covid variant won’t be a piece of cake like omicron.

It will be pi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adamology
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2022
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I heard there’s an educational song to teach children about the latest COVID variant

It’s called Omicronald Had A Farm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/claytondb
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2021
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The fear of Pi Variant of Covid is irrational /r/mathmemes/comments/skb…
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2022
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Did you know that most people are looking forward to the next Covid variant?

Who doesn’t like Pi?

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2021
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Watch out for that new "Peekaboo" variant the CDC has been warning about... /r/Jokes/comments/rfg40o/…
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I hear they’ve found a cure for the Indian variant of Covid

It’s a jab, the Punjab

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pizzatron574
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2021
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Have you heard about the new COVID variant mu?

It’s particularly devastating in the cow community.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/8910ben
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2021
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I'm not worried about the delta variant of covid-19

it's the united airlines variant that makes me angry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2021
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You have to beware the Rho variant of RSV.

It's highly contagious. I see RSVP everywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrickyNymph
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2021
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So my dad has the Indian Variant of Coronavirus...

He’s fallen into a korma.

Don’t know how to tell my naan either.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainAsia97
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2021
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There's a variant of the dad joke which is called the uncle joke

The punchline might not be apparent but at least it's all groan up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gssn-nospace
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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There's a new soccer variant where the field is only 12 inches long.

The game is afoot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlakeMP
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2018
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