My friend said he always had trouble understanding the plot of the Back to the Future movies, but he finally got it.
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︎ Mar 21 2019
Writing a paper on whether the Categorical Imperative and Rule Utilitarianism are functionally different and which offers a better understanding of morality...
...and right now, I literally Kant even.
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︎ Mar 19 2019
To understand this pun you need to know that the book in the first photo is called Apolodor
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︎ Feb 26 2021
My wife said, βI donβt understand the science behind human cloning.β
I said, βThat makes two of us.β
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︎ Feb 13 2021
If you walk into a forest and cut down a tree, but the tree doesn't understand why you cut it down.
Do you think it's stumped?
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︎ Jan 16 2021
Opened the electric bill and the Wife can't understand why i'm on the floor laughing.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
My son asked me if the Fibonacci sequence was difficult to understand.
I said, βNo, itβs as easy as 1,1,2,3.
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︎ Dec 11 2020
Still scratching my head in confusion, trying to understand why was I thrown out of the interview room???
My answer was spot on, upon being asked to give an example on a "Business being completely ruined due to carelessness"
All I said was... "A Pregnant Prostitute"
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︎ Dec 26 2020
A baggage handler couldnβt understand how he caught COVID 19 but was discharged from hospital the next day.
The Doctor told him it was a brief-case.
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︎ Oct 21 2020
Why could no one understand the trains reasoning.
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︎ Oct 28 2020
I Don't Understand Why People Have Been Hating On The Police.
Roxanne is a really good song.
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︎ Jun 11 2020
Why was the Press Secretary hard to understand?
She wasn't McEnany sense.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
Natural numbers fail to understand the importance of decimal numbers.
They always miss the point.
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︎ Sep 04 2020
I asked Carrie if she understands what the consequences would be if every "st" was replaced wit a "w"
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︎ Oct 01 2020
I can understand why the invention of the wheel is looked upon as one of the most important achievements of mankind
It was a very pivotal moment
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︎ Jul 21 2020
People who aren't impressed by pictures of a Black Hole clearly don't understand the gravity of the situation.
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︎ Nov 30 2019
I didnβt understand what the cashier said..
Guess you could say it didnβt register with me.
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︎ Jul 26 2020
now i understand why i hate The Wolf of Wall Street movie
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︎ Apr 04 2020
I've just finished a really good book entitled 'Acted' - I don't really understand the relevance of the title, but the book is about censorship. Anyway, I think everyone should
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︎ Jul 16 2020
Therapist: It seems like you have an acute phobia of marriage. Do you understand the symptoms?
Man: Canβt say that I do.
Therapist: Exactly. Thatβs the main one.
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︎ Dec 09 2019
I donβt understand why the thief who stole my currency collection took all the bills but left all the coins.
It was a cents-less crime.
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︎ Jul 17 2020
I don't really understand the game of starting out calling plays for T-ball games then advancing to calling plays in the World Series...
The whole idea of Forge of Umpires confuses me.
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︎ Jul 22 2020
I can't believe the sheer number of people who do not understand erectile dysfunction...
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︎ Apr 06 2020
Two muffins ... sitting in the oven...
The first muffin says "Damn! It's hot in here!"
The second muffin looks and says "HOLY SHIT! A TALKING MUFFIN!"
(Being honest here. Not a dad. I'm a mom and my kids hate this joke!! I'll understand completely if y'all do too!)
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︎ Feb 19 2021
I used to understand politics like the back of my hand
But now I dont know my left from my right
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︎ Jun 15 2020
Money factories are the only thing in America I understand.
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︎ Jun 02 2020
Why couldn't anyone understand the little girl?
She was miss communication.
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︎ Jun 27 2020
At first I didn't understand the joke Pennywise told me
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︎ Jun 19 2020
It took me a while to understand why it is hard to drive in the snow,
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︎ Feb 21 2020
I recently talked about a John Cena joke with my sister, but she didn't seem to understand the joke, so I started to explain to her who John Cena is. She then asked me whether or not I seriously think that she doesn't know who John Cena is. I then told her:
"Well, I just thought you might have never seen him before."
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︎ Apr 06 2020
I donβt think you understand the gravity of this situation
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︎ Jan 17 2020
My son borrows money from me every week, so I told him, βI donβt think you understand the seriousness of your debt situation.β
He said, βOh please. You should really give me a bit more credit.β
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︎ Mar 19 2020
There are 10 types of people in the world, those that understand binary and those who donβt.
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︎ Nov 26 2019
I recently read that βicyβ was the easiest word to spell. I didnβt understand at first, but now
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︎ Jul 22 2018
I don't think he understands the gravity of this situation.
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︎ Dec 10 2019
The only way to understand these is if you had read the Percy Jackson books
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︎ Jun 08 2019
I don't understand why the Australian authorities haven't called out the lady sheep to deal with the fires. Everyday, when I was a child, Smokey the Bear was on TV telling me,
"Only EWE can prevent forest fires."
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︎ Jan 08 2020
My wife said, βI donβt quite understand the science behind human cloning.β
Me: That makes two of us.
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︎ Jan 12 2021
βDad, is the Fibonacci sequence difficult to understand?β
βNo, itβs easy as 1,1,2, 3.β
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︎ Aug 30 2020
βDad, is the Fibonacci sequence hard to understand?β
βNope. Itβs as easy as 1,1,2,3.β
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︎ Nov 11 2018
My wife said, βI donβt really understand the theory behind human cloning.β
Me: That makes two of us.
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︎ Apr 14 2020
βDad, is the Fibonacci sequence difficult to understand?β
Dad: No, itβs as easy as 1,1,2,3....
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︎ Apr 13 2020
If you chop down a tree in the forest, but it doesn't understand why you cut it down
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︎ Aug 10 2019
If you walk into a forest and cut down a tree, but the tree doesn't understand why you cut it down, do you think it's stumped?
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︎ Nov 07 2019
Therapist: You have acute marriage phobia. Do you understand the symptoms?
Me: I canβt say that I do.
Therapist: Exactly. Thatβs the main one.
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︎ Oct 20 2019
βDad, is the Fibonacci sequence difficult to understand?β
βNo. Itβs as easy as 1,1,2,3.β
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︎ Nov 28 2019
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