My friend said he always had trouble understanding the plot of the Back to the Future movies, but he finally got it.

It’s about time...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlJo27
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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Writing a paper on whether the Categorical Imperative and Rule Utilitarianism are functionally different and which offers a better understanding of morality...

...and right now, I literally Kant even.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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To understand this pun you need to know that the book in the first photo is called Apolodor
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raaxen
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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My wife said, β€œI don’t understand the science behind human cloning.”

I said, β€œThat makes two of us.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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If you walk into a forest and cut down a tree, but the tree doesn't understand why you cut it down.

Do you think it's stumped?

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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Opened the electric bill and the Wife can't understand why i'm on the floor laughing.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JJJoyce
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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My son asked me if the Fibonacci sequence was difficult to understand.

I said, β€œNo, it’s as easy as 1,1,2,3.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Still scratching my head in confusion, trying to understand why was I thrown out of the interview room???

My answer was spot on, upon being asked to give an example on a "Business being completely ruined due to carelessness" All I said was... "A Pregnant Prostitute"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ball5deeper
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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A baggage handler couldn’t understand how he caught COVID 19 but was discharged from hospital the next day.

The Doctor told him it was a brief-case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elliottcrawford69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Why could no one understand the trains reasoning.

It had locomotives

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deathdlr34
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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I Don't Understand Why People Have Been Hating On The Police.

Roxanne is a really good song.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amazorman
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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Why was the Press Secretary hard to understand?

She wasn't McEnany sense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/No_Gray_Area
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Natural numbers fail to understand the importance of decimal numbers.

They always miss the point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keychainoi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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I asked Carrie if she understands what the consequences would be if every "st" was replaced wit a "w"

Carrie underwood

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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I can understand why the invention of the wheel is looked upon as one of the most important achievements of mankind

It was a very pivotal moment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fumperdink06
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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People who aren't impressed by pictures of a Black Hole clearly don't understand the gravity of the situation.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sur5er
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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I didn’t understand what the cashier said..

Guess you could say it didn’t register with me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flaxsee
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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now i understand why i hate The Wolf of Wall Street movie

they don’t make cents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nxxwan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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I've just finished a really good book entitled 'Acted' - I don't really understand the relevance of the title, but the book is about censorship. Anyway, I think everyone should

[Redacted]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/staffell
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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Therapist: It seems like you have an acute phobia of marriage. Do you understand the symptoms?

Man: Can’t say that I do.

Therapist: Exactly. That’s the main one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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I don’t understand why the thief who stole my currency collection took all the bills but left all the coins.

It was a cents-less crime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RAClef
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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I don't really understand the game of starting out calling plays for T-ball games then advancing to calling plays in the World Series...

The whole idea of Forge of Umpires confuses me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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I can't believe the sheer number of people who do not understand erectile dysfunction...

It's not that hard!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdryan1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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Two muffins ... sitting in the oven...

The first muffin says "Damn! It's hot in here!"

The second muffin looks and says "HOLY SHIT! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

(Being honest here. Not a dad. I'm a mom and my kids hate this joke!! I'll understand completely if y'all do too!)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MammaHenn
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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I used to understand politics like the back of my hand

But now I dont know my left from my right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamdrbright
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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Money factories are the only thing in America I understand.

Because they make cents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrMan987
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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Why couldn't anyone understand the little girl?

She was miss communication.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JumpyTheElephant
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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At first I didn't understand the joke Pennywise told me

Then IT hit me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FloorFacedMeme
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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It took me a while to understand why it is hard to drive in the snow,

but now icy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpereira73
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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I recently talked about a John Cena joke with my sister, but she didn't seem to understand the joke, so I started to explain to her who John Cena is. She then asked me whether or not I seriously think that she doesn't know who John Cena is. I then told her:

"Well, I just thought you might have never seen him before."

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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I don’t think you understand the gravity of this situation
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sunnyyixuanchen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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My son borrows money from me every week, so I told him, β€œI don’t think you understand the seriousness of your debt situation.”

He said, β€œOh please. You should really give me a bit more credit.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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There are 10 types of people in the world, those that understand binary and those who don’t.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stevebrine
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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I recently read that β€œicy” was the easiest word to spell. I didn’t understand at first, but now

I see why.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VikingLord17
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2018
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I don't think he understands the gravity of this situation.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CucaBeludo384
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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The only way to understand these is if you had read the Percy Jackson books
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grindingslimes
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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I don't understand why the Australian authorities haven't called out the lady sheep to deal with the fires. Everyday, when I was a child, Smokey the Bear was on TV telling me,

"Only EWE can prevent forest fires."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slowshot
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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My wife said, β€œI don’t quite understand the science behind human cloning.”

Me: That makes two of us.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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β€œDad, is the Fibonacci sequence difficult to understand?”

β€œNo, it’s easy as 1,1,2, 3.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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β€œDad, is the Fibonacci sequence hard to understand?”

β€œNope. It’s as easy as 1,1,2,3.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2018
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My wife said, β€œI don’t really understand the theory behind human cloning.”

Me: That makes two of us.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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β€œDad, is the Fibonacci sequence difficult to understand?”

Dad: No, it’s as easy as 1,1,2,3....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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If you chop down a tree in the forest, but it doesn't understand why you cut it down

Do you think its stumped

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LtLama1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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If you walk into a forest and cut down a tree, but the tree doesn't understand why you cut it down, do you think it's stumped?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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Therapist: You have acute marriage phobia. Do you understand the symptoms?

Me: I can’t say that I do.

Therapist: Exactly. That’s the main one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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β€œDad, is the Fibonacci sequence difficult to understand?”

β€œNo. It’s as easy as 1,1,2,3.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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