My friend said he always had trouble understanding the plot of the Back to the Future movies, but he finally got it.
Writing a paper on whether the Categorical Imperative and Rule Utilitarianism are functionally different and which offers a better understanding of morality...
...and right now, I literally Kant even.
To understand this pun you need to know that the book in the first photo is called Apolodor
My wife said, “I don’t understand the science behind human cloning.”
I said, “That makes two of us.”
If you walk into a forest and cut down a tree, but the tree doesn't understand why you cut it down.
Do you think it's stumped?
Opened the electric bill and the Wife can't understand why i'm on the floor laughing.
My son asked me if the Fibonacci sequence was difficult to understand.
I said, “No, it’s as easy as 1,1,2,3.
Still scratching my head in confusion, trying to understand why was I thrown out of the interview room???
My answer was spot on, upon being asked to give an example on a "Business being completely ruined due to carelessness"
All I said was... "A Pregnant Prostitute"
A baggage handler couldn’t understand how he caught COVID 19 but was discharged from hospital the next day.
The Doctor told him it was a brief-case.
Why could no one understand the trains reasoning.
I Don't Understand Why People Have Been Hating On The Police.
Roxanne is a really good song.
After I joined the army, I served in a furious war of Iraq , when we came home, I was sent to jail, I don't understand why......
My lieutenant said , fire in the hole and I fired In his hole .
Why was the Press Secretary hard to understand?
She wasn't McEnany sense.
Natural numbers fail to understand the importance of decimal numbers.
They always miss the point.
I asked Carrie if she understands what the consequences would be if every "st" was replaced wit a "w"
I can understand why the invention of the wheel is looked upon as one of the most important achievements of mankind
It was a very pivotal moment
People who aren't impressed by pictures of a Black Hole clearly don't understand the gravity of the situation.
I didn’t understand what the cashier said..
Guess you could say it didn’t register with me.
now i understand why i hate The Wolf of Wall Street movie
I've just finished a really good book entitled 'Acted' - I don't really understand the relevance of the title, but the book is about censorship. Anyway, I think everyone should
Therapist: It seems like you have an acute phobia of marriage. Do you understand the symptoms?
Man: Can’t say that I do.
Therapist: Exactly. That’s the main one.
I don’t understand why the thief who stole my currency collection took all the bills but left all the coins.
It was a cents-less crime.
I don't really understand the game of starting out calling plays for T-ball games then advancing to calling plays in the World Series...
The whole idea of Forge of Umpires confuses me.
I can't believe the sheer number of people who do not understand erectile dysfunction...
Two muffins ... sitting in the oven...
The first muffin says "Damn! It's hot in here!"
The second muffin looks and says "HOLY SHIT! A TALKING MUFFIN!"
(Being honest here. Not a dad. I'm a mom and my kids hate this joke!! I'll understand completely if y'all do too!)
I used to understand politics like the back of my hand
But now I dont know my left from my right
Money factories are the only thing in America I understand.
Why couldn't anyone understand the little girl?
She was miss communication.
At first I didn't understand the joke Pennywise told me
It took me a while to understand why it is hard to drive in the snow,
I recently talked about a John Cena joke with my sister, but she didn't seem to understand the joke, so I started to explain to her who John Cena is. She then asked me whether or not I seriously think that she doesn't know who John Cena is. I then told her:
"Well, I just thought you might have never seen him before."
I don’t think you understand the gravity of this situation
My son borrows money from me every week, so I told him, “I don’t think you understand the seriousness of your debt situation.”
He said, “Oh please. You should really give me a bit more credit.”
There are 10 types of people in the world, those that understand binary and those who don’t.
I recently read that “icy” was the easiest word to spell. I didn’t understand at first, but now
I don't think he understands the gravity of this situation.
The only way to understand these is if you had read the Percy Jackson books
I don't understand why the Australian authorities haven't called out the lady sheep to deal with the fires. Everyday, when I was a child, Smokey the Bear was on TV telling me,
"Only EWE can prevent forest fires."
My wife said, “I don’t quite understand the science behind human cloning.”
Me: That makes two of us.
“Dad, is the Fibonacci sequence difficult to understand?”
“No, it’s easy as 1,1,2, 3.”
“Dad, is the Fibonacci sequence hard to understand?”
“Nope. It’s as easy as 1,1,2,3.”
My wife said, “I don’t really understand the theory behind human cloning.”
Me: That makes two of us.
“Dad, is the Fibonacci sequence difficult to understand?”
Dad: No, it’s as easy as 1,1,2,3....
If you chop down a tree in the forest, but it doesn't understand why you cut it down
If you walk into a forest and cut down a tree, but the tree doesn't understand why you cut it down, do you think it's stumped?
Therapist: You have acute marriage phobia. Do you understand the symptoms?
Me: I can’t say that I do.
Therapist: Exactly. That’s the main one.
“Dad, is the Fibonacci sequence difficult to understand?”
“No. It’s as easy as 1,1,2,3.”
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