The Supplement Puns

A list of puns related to "The Supplement"

Despite being the owner of a very successful nutrition supplements company, my uncle has developed a deficiency

Ironic.

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👤︎ u/MagnetCarter
📅︎ Apr 12 2020
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My 17yo daughter, while reading the ingredients of a new supplement that I’m taking, noticed that vitamins B1, B2, B3, B5 and B6 were included. She quickly asked, “what about B4? Where’s it?”

I quickly responded, it’s not there because you had it already.

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👤︎ u/Hrd4Yew69
📅︎ Dec 06 2019
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I ran out of my Omega 3 supplement so I went to the store. The attendant was rude and threw the bottle at me as hard as he could

Fortunately, my injuries were super fish oil

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👤︎ u/Chateau512
📅︎ Jun 13 2019
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A friend of mine sells supplements for a living and he stopped by the house. My wife answered the door.

I yelled to her to go ahead and vitamin.

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👤︎ u/heavyduty1930
📅︎ Jul 22 2018
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The Mexican instructor at the gym knew a lot about protein supplements.

So one day, I approached him and said,

"Jesus, show me the whey."

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👤︎ u/sodomicity
📅︎ Jan 05 2019
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What did the gym goer say to their trainer when asked if they'd consider switching to a protein powder supplement?

No whey!

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👤︎ u/Wings0fIcarus
📅︎ Dec 09 2016
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Got dad joked into next week at work

I work at a supplement retail store and usually greet people with "Hey! How are you today? What brings you in today?" and usually people will just tell me what they are looking for. So, I did the same thing to a man ~50 years old today, but instead of the usual response I get, he just responded with "My feet."

10/10. Would be dad-joked again.

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👤︎ u/SnapCrack1ePop
📅︎ Jun 25 2015
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Been waiting to drop this.

So, recently my SO got some Vitamin C supplement and the brand is called Emergen-C.

SO drinks the supplement and I start panicking. SO: What's wrong?! Me: You're in an emgency situation.

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👤︎ u/Cratoreat
📅︎ Aug 14 2016
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Got dad joked by my muscle-head friend today

I'm new to working out and supplements and all that. I asked him if he had any suggestions for what protein to get. He responded with "let's whey the options". I should have seen that coming

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👤︎ u/tebahpla-backwards
📅︎ Apr 09 2015
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