One student says no, pie are round.
The teacher collected the tests and looked over their answers.James, while John had had 'had',had had 'had had'. 'Had had' had had a better effect on the teacher.
The project was dew the next day.
"Yes, my master, I have."
"And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones without taking anything out of its proper place?"
"Yes, my master, I have witnessed it."
"And the moon, when it touches the calm water to reflect all its enormous beauty?"
"Yes, my master, I have also seen this marvelous phenomenon."
"That is the problem. You keep watching all this shit instead of training."
"Do I look like chewing gum to you?" the student replied.
Student: "Sir, someone nutted on the floor!"
Me: *Begins to get angry* *Turns around... there's a hex nut on the floor*
Me: "Well played."
With a quizine
Wow you’re really honor roll!
Saw-sir
He wanted to pass with flying colors.
I thought of that myself.
Student said “you said the formula was H to O”.
The teacher asked the boy, "Why did you write this?" The boy replied, "Because you always say that history repeats itself!"
The police charged him with multiple counts of a salt.
Student: No, it’s January
Kenya please stop!
The student responded: 'thank you for asking, i'm doing excellent.'
She grated it!
Scents, eh?
"What's the equation? (occasion)"
"Great, now I have 3 useless pupils.”
Because he was undermined
“If you keep that up you’ll be out-standing”
They wern't present
Save them to your Phone and always have witty jokes at the palm of your hand.
3.14 percent of sailors are pi-rates.
5/4 of people admit they’re bad at fractions.
A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot.
A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. “I’d like some wings and a pint of beer, please,” it says. “Sorry, but I can’t serve you,” the bartender replies. “You’re out of your head.”
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve food here.'
A college education now costs $100,000, but it produces three very proud people: the student, his mama, and his pauper.
A couple of cups of yogurt walk into a country club. “We don’t serve your kind here,” the bartender says. “Why not?” one yogurt asks. “We’re cultured.”
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
A friend of mine is known for sweeping girls off their feet. He’s an extremely aggressive janitor.
A guy walks into a bar, and there’s a horse serving drinks. The horse asks, “What are you staring at? Haven’t you ever seen a horse tending bar before?” The guy says, “It’s not that. I just never thought the parrot would sell the place.”
A guy walks into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, “What’s with the paper towel?” The pirate says, “Arrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head!”
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police ask him what happened, the shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”
Armed robbers—some say they’re a drain on society, but you’ve got to give it to them.
Barbers…you have to take your hat off to them.
Can February March? No, but April May!
Cooking out this weekend? Don’t forget the pickle. It’s kind of a big dill.
Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.
Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut!
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
Daughter: I have a lot of friends named Nathan. There’s Nathan Miller, Nathan Radcliff, Nathan Lewis… Me: When they are together, do you call them the United Nathans?
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head!
Did you hear about the aquatic sea mammals that escape
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Beats me.
Police say he's done a runner.
Expelliarmus
He caught him raising a racket.
I see sharp students in this class!
All of you need to focus
Live long and proper.
An English teacher is telling her students about the different types of questions. “The seven types of questions are ‘Who, What, When, Where, Why, Ronald, and How.” The students are confused, so one of them speaks up, “What was the second to last one?” The teacher corrects them:
“No, what was the second one.”
The teacher collected the tests and looked over their answers.James, while John had had 'had',had had 'had had'. 'Had had' had had a better effect on the teacher.
She grated it.
NEIN!
The student then asked...Does this mean that color is a pigment of your imagination?
You let me down, you let the school down, you let your friends down but most importantly, you let yourself down.
A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said "Gee, I'm a tree".
They don’t want to hurt their pupils
She gave zero F’s.
"I have failed all of you as a teacher."
I picked up the stack, bent it back and forth, and told the poor class that it appears there is indeed a big curve.
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