A man is walking down the street when he looks into an alley and sees 2 sharks standing up.

One shark hands the other one a small packet full of some suspicious white powder.

"That's some fishy business" the man remarks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ParadoxXSchock
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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I walked down this street where the houses were numbered, 64K, 128K, 256K, and 1MB

That was a trip down memory lane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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I found myself bereft at the chaos that run through the winding streets of China town. The horror

The wonton destruction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommyW-Unofficial
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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A magician was driving down the street

and then he turned into a driveway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Be very careful out on the streets...

Because yesterday at around 7:30 pm a clown who was wearing a colourful sweatshirt, pulled out a pair of scissors and stared at me. Luckily I had enough agility and I pulled out a rock, because if I would have pulled out a paper, he would have won

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mickerallen100
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Two butts are walking down the street and one farts

- "You took words right out of my mouth" says the other

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ricerly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Did you guys hear the one about the two peanuts walking down the street?

One of them was a salted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slimkid27
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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There is a new drug on the streets called Jesus Christ...

Ya, most users are taking the Lord's name in vein.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scrollholio
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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I have been working on the most illogical street performance act...

It makes no cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonnykelly
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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I tried street tacos for the first time and man they were awful

They tasted like asphalt!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/12mpclark
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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Why did the dish washer cross the street?

There was a fork in the road.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cmk100
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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I just found out that Mercedes is donating state of the art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.

They’re calling it Mercedes-clenz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bmanzero
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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As I was walking down the street, I noted a man with a large pole in his hand and stopped to ask, "Are you a pole-vaulter?"

His response was, "No, I'm German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jigsatics
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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I was walking down the street after leaving the pharmacy and noticed a casket was chasing me. Well all I had was a bottle off cough syrup so I threw it at the casket...

...and then the coffin stopped.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scamperillium
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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What do you call a random dog you see on the street?

Nothing, you make weird noises until it comes close enough for you to pet it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uiltje16
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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What State Has The Most Streets?

Rhode Island

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VegetableSalad420
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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A dad meets his friend on the street. β€œHave you met my daughter Beth?” β€œNo, what’s Beth short for?”

β€œI don’t know, most three year olds aren’t that tall.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsidahojoe
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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For a temp job I had to conduct surveys on the street and often times people would reluctantly comply disclaiming to "Keep it short please!"

So my question was: What do you know about dwarves?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Str41nGR
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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i turned left on the wrong street while driving...

too late i found the error of my waze.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/samyxxx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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I was walking down the street and suddenly ran into the guy who once sold me an antique globe.

It’s a small world.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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Two tomatoes crossed the street. One got squashed by a car, the other one passed it and said:

"ketchup"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkJT
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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I passed a guy giving away watches on the street.

He must have a lot of free time on his hands.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/morsodo99
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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My father always taught me to be prepared for any emergency. I was on the ball when the streets flooded...

I was ready and wading!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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I asked the driver if this ride would take me to 4th Street in St.Louis, Missouri.

Ooops, wrong bus!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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Did you hear about the man who lost his home and had to live on the streets?

He was really bummed...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_narrow_road
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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Two hot dogs are walking down the street

One suddenly turns to the other and says

"Mike! Your wiener is showing!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/growupyall
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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What do you call it when there is a crack in the street?

Assphalt!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/palm_top
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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Apparently there’s a group down the street that’s amazing at grabbing things, but they refuse to do it when I’m around.

They never seize to amaze me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/solemnbiscuit
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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Two psychics run into each other on the street.

One says to the other β€œyou’re doing fine but how am I?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tugboattt
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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Why couldn't picabo street work as a receptionist in the I.C.U.?

She would say "picabo I.C.U."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AchievedIan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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I saw a bear begging for food in the street.

It was a pander bear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nitevid
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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I got stopped in the street by a lady conducting a survey.

"What do you know about dwarfs?" She asked.

"Very little." I replied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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I saw my dentist walking down the street the other day...

He was shaking his head and looking at his watch. He said I'm overdue for an appointment and that he has an opening today. I asked what time can I come in? He smugly replied "tooth hurty".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yogisogoth
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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Holmes and Watson are creeping stealthy along the Street, searching for clues, when Holmes suddenly spots a Bakery shop window and scans it with his magnifying glass. Watson perplexed, says to Sherlock " What are you looking for exactly ? " ...Holmes replies...

" You know my method. It's founded upon the observation of Trifles. "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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now i understand why i hate The Wolf of Wall Street movie

they don’t make cents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nxxwan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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I was feeling a little depressed, and then I saw a clown doing sit-ups across the street.

Funny how things work out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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Word on the street is

No parking

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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I found this Arhaus employee tag yesterday... In the middle of the street imgur.com/DZvBeYe
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πŸ‘€︎ u/trigunnerd
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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Three tomatoes are walking down a street: papa tomato, mama tomato, and baby tomato. The baby tomato starts lagging behind and papa tomato gets really angry, goes back and squishes him. He says...

Ketchup!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/User1N23456
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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What did the man say to the rabid dog in the street?

stray away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hitman07435
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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A magician was driving down the street when BOOM!

He turned into a driveway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VintageVitaminJ
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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Two peanuts were walking down the street

One was a "salted"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Carbide_Inc
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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Which state has the most streets?

Rhode Island.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danuser8
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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What happened to the magician who was driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keladelph
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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Which state has the most streets?

Rhode Island.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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Two fortune tellers meet on the street.

One says to the other, β€œYou’re fine, how am I?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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Two peanuts were walking down the street.

one was a salted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BuTTerXD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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