I was hit in the face by a Snowball...

I was Knocked out cold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SonEf_Adam
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

The snowballs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pforzheim2005
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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How can you tell snowmen apart from snow women?

The snowballs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RusuMatei07
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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Money joke

At the snowball stand they had a sign that said no bills larger than 20. My Dad pulls out a $100 bill and a $20 dollar bill and compares them in size and argues. Needless to say, she didn’t budge, I laughed though

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What's the coolest kind of ball?

Well, the fly ball certainly thinks it is, but it's actually the snowball.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/almenereneth
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2015
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G'day reddit. Been a dad since October 2014, and just yesterday these hit me..

It started off pretty innocently. I was at work doing work stuff (I'm an apprentice boilermaker if you want to know) and came up with this...

Q. How did the bacon get to hospital? A. In the HAMbulance.

Kinda just snowballed from there...

Q. How did the sheep get to hospital? A. In the RAMbulance.

Q. How did the oyster get to hospital? A. In the CLAMbulance.

Q. How did the marmalade get to the hospital? A. In the JAMbulance.

I decided to post my hilarity on Facebook, and my brother in law dropped this one:

Q. How did the martial artist get to hospital? A. In the JEANCLAUDEVANDAMMEbulance.

And my sister chimed in too:

Q. How did the Beaver get to hospital? A. In the DAMbulance.

The next thing I knew, it just wouldn't stop...THEY JUST KEPT COMING OUT OF MY BRAIN!

Q. How did the sweet potato get to hospital? A. In the YAMbulance.

Q. How did the Indian get to hospital? A. In the PAPADAMbulance.

Q. How did the other Indian get to hospital? A. In the WIGWAMbulance.

Q. How did the insomniac get to hospital? A. In the DIAZAPAMbulance.

Q. How did the baby get to hospital? A. In the PRAMbulance.

Q. How did The Flash get to hospital? A. In the SHAZAMbulance.

I went to bed around 8.30pm. NO SLEEP FOR ME, MORE DAD JOKES TO THINK ABOUT!

Q. How did Sean Penn get to the hospital? A. In the IAMSAMbulance.

Q. How did Dr Suess get to the hospital? A. In the SAMIAMbulance.

Q. How did the exhibitionist get to hospital? A. In the WEBCAMbulance.

Q. How did the 80's pop stars get to hospital? A. In the WHAMbulance.

Q. How did the air hostess get to hospital? A. In the PAN-AMbulance.

Q. How did the POW get to hospital? A. In the VIETNAMbulance.

I'm pretty much spent at this point, but thought I would share with you guys. Maybe you've got more of your own to add?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/azureal
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2015
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My grandpa just laid this one on me, he is the dad joke king.

What's the difference between a snowman and a snowoman?

Snowballs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mrbadlife
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2013
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What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

The snowballs!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlueWarrior347
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow-woman?

The snowballs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_fudge_x
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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There's always a difference

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

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